The continuing protestant crackup...

...or, Three Weeks in a Progressive Swamp.

Through the first three weeks of May, the Rockridge Institute, a California-based politically progressive think tank, partnered with a coalition of religious organizations to host an online conference on “Values and Building a Movement.” After going to http://www.rockridgeinstitute.org, signing on and getting my password, this conservative Calvinist Presbyterian elder waded into a post-modern religious and political slough. Sometimes I felt like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, being spun around in a cultural tornado that left me wondering, “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto!”

This sounds like fun.

Ostensibly, this was a religious conference coordinated by the Buddhist Peace Fellowship, Christian Alliance for Progress, Muslim Peace Fellowship and Tikkum, a Jewish group. Avowed atheists and pagans also participated. The purpose was to “reframe” the progressive agenda to make it more acceptable to the electorate.

Hoohoo! Talk about the usual suspects.

After a few days discussing the nature of God and whether what one believes about Him (or Her) should influence public policy, I concluded that religious progressives passionately believe almost anything about not much and not much about almost anything. Progressives frame reality outside the context of a master narrative with each individual’s truth determined by gender, sexual-orientation, race and class. My contentions that the Bible is the authoritative Word of God, Jesus Christ the only way to salvation, and that same sex “marriage” is sinful got me dubbed a “Konservative Khristian.” One correspondent suggested I might be a “freeper who reports to the Karl Rove Gang.” (A “freeper” is someone who reads The Free Republic. Sorry, I’m a “trender” who reads Motor Trend.)

Wheeeeeeee! Primacy of the individual will! Wheeeeeeee! Viva Martin Luther!
Oops. Sorry,kids.

The ultimate objective is for a radicalized Democratic Party to regain both houses of Congress and the presidency by 2008…hopefully earlier with the impeachment of Bush. Dorothy, do they have swamps in Kansas?

Otherwise, the progressive agenda is familiar: legalize gay marriage, retain unimpeded access to abortion, hike taxes to expand government social, medical and welfare programs and to save social security. Progresso-babble concerning radio-active particles in the atmosphere, global warming, along with contentions that the Bush administration engineered 9/11 crept into “the frame.” Aware that most Americans reject most if not all their agenda, how they frame their arguments is vital. One correspondent warned, “In terms of political discourse, gay rights and abortion are clearly ‘wedge issues’ purposely positioned by political conservatives to keep us off the ‘bread and butter’ issues. But does that mean that we should abandon the dialogue concerning moral fairness and diversity?” Translate that, “frame to fool so we can win.”

Mr. Tilford has a keen eye. But where are the lesbian Wiccans? You can't have a leftist circle jerk (figuratively speaking) without lesbian Wiccans.

The progressive left’s immediate goal is to discredit and (they hope) impeach the President by contending he manufactured intelligence to support invading Iraq. One correspondent, noting that impeachment is unlikely, recommended “focus on War Crimes (sic) as the vehicle for bringing Bush & Co. to justice.”

Constant carping that “Bush lied” joined to contentions that American soldiers are committing war crimes in Abu Ghraib and the “Guantanamo Gulag” will result neither in impeachment nor increased voter support for the progressive agenda. It may, however, encourage terrorists to step up their attacks hopeful that “help is on the way” in the guise of a new administration. Meanwhile, progressive protestations that “we are doing this to support the troops” are disingenuous and dangerous. Make no mistake, progressives want to discredit the administration and regain political power. What they envision is unfathomable to most Americans.

That was not as much fun as I thought it would be.