After exhaustive research on the morning commute by Yours Truly and some spirited competition from a large number of morons, losers, cretins, Cretans, dim-bulbs, half-wits, mouth-breathers, knuckle-draggers, tree-huggers, and assorted other hyphenated Americans, The All Time Dumbass Bumpersticker has been crowned.
*** The winner is "FEAR NO ART". ***
Yes, despite a veritable Everest of evidence available to anyone who can read, this stunningly ridiculous bit of bumper bilge can be bought in many of America's dingier emporiums.
Oh, where, oh where to begin, dear reader! The possibilities are limitless!
Albert Speer was an artist, and you don't need to be a European Jew of the 1930's and 1940's to fear his art. And he is only the best known of the Nazi approved and Nazi funded artists of that time.
What about Socialist Realism? How many millions were inspired to rat out how many more millions by some piece of state endorsed dreck entitled "The Proletariat Bravely Crushes The Obstructionist Wreckers And The Capitalist Roaders On The Path To Hydroelectricity"? (Check out "Roses For Stalin" at the link above. Its subtitle should be "And a Bullet Behind The Ear For Your Mom")
How about all those women Picasso used to slap around and then portray as mangled pieces of meat? Or was it the other way around? Did he paint their portraits ignorantly first, and then mangle them for real with his fists? You artsy-craftsy squishy left-fascist types would be better off worshipping at this altar.
If you have one of these stickers on your electric car and now feel ashamed or embarrassed, do the following. Change it to read "FEAR NO ART EXCEPT THAT WHICH IS FUNDED BY MONEY COERCED FROM TAXPAYERS". It will not make you look less of a fool, but it is more honest.
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