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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Thursday, May 19, 2005

OK, I lied. Here's the dolphin letter to the editor

Well, it wasn't actually written by a dolphin. At least I think so. It could have been. They are terribly bright, after all. A sea mammalian propagandist perhaps.


Great Moments in American Letters

This item has no point, except that it made us laugh. Yesterday's Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times carried this letter to the editor, from Dave Genova (fourth letter):

I remember when President Kennedy raised our hearts, minds and spirits by pledging to send Americans to the moon. When we accomplished that incredible feat, my grandpa said it was a hoax and that in fact, the moon was really made of his favorite cheese, provolone. Today, science tells us that our galaxy, The Milky Way, contains more than 100 billion stars like our sun and beyond it are another 100 billion galaxies like the Milky Way stretching to the end of telescopic vision. Intelligent design or evolution? Evolution or intelligent design? Is it so scary to believe that the Creator belongs to no particular religion and that she, he or it provided the spark of creation more than 10 billion years ago with the intent to allow evolution to take its course? Is it so scary to think that we are related to dolphins, chimpanzees and field mice? It is a fact that there has never been a known case in which a dolphin has killed another dolphin. There is also evidence that dolphins can see inside of children, using eco-location, to help doctors locate and treat disease. That is a distant cousin I am proud to say I am related to.

Why Taranto? Why?
Why do you distract me with colorful kerfuffles, joyous jimcracks, and foolish fooferall? I want to spend my days studying federal budget projections and worrying over the latest food tetrahedron. Stop being so darned entertaining!

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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