Homosexual and want to defend yourself, your loved ones, and your property? Join the Pink Pistols!

As you know, I'm not a fan of non-euclidean sex, but I'm a big fan of innocent people being able to protect themselves by shooting to death the evil-doers that threaten them.

I doubt our founding fathers could have imagined American homosexuals being slaughtered by non-moderate mohammedans, but it turns out the Second Amendment works just fine in case of jihad. [BTW, the Second Amendment was written to allow us to kill our government and replace it when [not if] it gets out of line.]

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You see, kiddies, we and our homosexual friends have something in common. We don't want to be murdered.

It isn't much, but it is enough with which to start.

Fyodor's Rules will help everyone to be a good little kiddie.

Fyodor’s Rule # 1(a): The Lord thy God is one God. And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with thy whole heart and with thy whole soul and with thy whole mind and with thy whole strength.

Fyodor’s Rule # 1(b): Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.

Fyodor’s Rule #2: Conservative is as conservative DOES. (If it spends like a fascist, corrupts the family like a fascist, and excuses fascism like a fascist, IT’S A FASCIST!)

Fyodor’s Rule #3: Israel and Judaism are NOT the same thing. (Regardless of what you may have heard.)

Fyodor's Rule #4: Always believe the worst about commies. (It helps prepare you to face the horror.)

Fyodor’s Rule #5: You can always spot a totalitarian because he is the one doing that which he accuses others of doing. Only worse.

Fyodor's Rule #6: Get your kids out of the government indoctrination centers! [Formerly known as public schools]

Fyodor's Rule # 7: There is no such thing as "born as" except for male and female.
(Corollary A: Our destinies are not determined.)

Fyodor’s Rule # 8: All sins are related.

Fyodor's Rule #9: If you are going to fight, then fight until you eliminate your enemy, because the only thing remembered longer than power is weakness.

Fyodor's Rule #10: You do not need a conspiracy if everyone thinks the same way.

Thus endeth the lesson, kiddies...

Watch as Fyodor explains EVERYTHING in just two posts!

You see, kiddies, the political spectrum is not a line where you travel "left" to "right" and back again. It is a circle where evil resides on one side and good occupies the other side.

 Where on the circle are you and why?







Please note that the opposite of love is not hate, but power. And now for the second half of the explanation of everything...

Thank goodness! My playoff beard was beginning to itch...

Penguins capture franchise's 4th Stanley Cup title

Penguins return home celebrating Stanley Cup win

Rossi: For some Penguins, Cup doesn't change everything

For Penguins' Kessel, Stanley Cup caps 'best year of my life' 

Penguins parade set for Wednesday in Downtown

Penguins' rookies relish title run together

Rossi: Second silver makes Sid & Geno golden

Penguins' Crosby tabbed as Conn Smythe winner 

Lemieux stays mum on sale, thrilled to see Crosby, Malkin get 2nd Cup

Penguins' Malkin looks forward to a summer like no other 

Fyodor urges his homosexual brothers and sisters to buy guns and lots of ammo.

 From Lancaster Online:

 50 dead, 53 injured in Orlando, Florida nightclub shooting, worst in US history 

 ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A gunman wielding an assault-type rifle and a handgun opened fire inside a crowded gay nightclub early Sunday, killing at least 50 people before dying in a gunfight with SWAT officers, police said. It was the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

Authorities were investigating the attack on the Florida dance hall as an act of terrorism. The gunman's father recalled that his son recently got angry when he saw two men kissing in Miami and said that might be related to the assault.

At least 53 people were hospitalized, most in critical condition, officials said. A surgeon at Orlando Regional Medical Center said the death toll was likely to climb...

When will you realize we are at war with these goat-raping motherfuckers? Next time, [we all know its coming] let's make sure he doesn't get off a second shot.

Fearful Leader, the jug-eared jackass, blamed the guns as usual. Wake up, kiddies. Buy guns and bullets and learn how to use them. The life you take will not be as valuable as your own.

And join the NRA, for crying out loud! 

And while we're at it, let's skip the moments of silence and try a few hours of target practice. 

The bottom line, kiddies? The government can't and won't protect you, even if your guy is in charge.

The face of things to come...

Bizarro has been on a roll lately.

Dilbert says Never Clump!

Forget the Libertarians [the irony in their name is apparently unintended].

They nominated some drug-addled baby-eater named Gary who really, really, REALLY likes to talk about how much he loves the ganja.

NEVER CLUMP!

American Indians kick the politically correct pansies in the balls!

New poll finds 9 in 10 Native Americans aren't offended by Redskins name 

 

 The PC pussies [I'm talking to you ESPN!] should thank their lucky stars that Indians no longer fight the way they used to. Not too long ago, if you got 90% of Indians angry, they would chop off your balls and feed 'em to you. [That is not REPEAT NOT hyperbole, kiddies.] Nowadays, Indians are getting their revenge by taking white people's money with their casinos and I wish them well in this endeavour. [They may need to go back to massacres sometime during Clumps's second term.]

 

Nine in 10 Native Americans say they are not offended by the Washington Redskins name, according to a new Washington Post poll that shows how few ordinary Indians have been persuaded by a national movement to change the football team’s moniker.

The survey of 504 people across every state and the District reveals that the minds of Native Americans have remained unchanged since a 2004 poll by the Annenberg Public Policy Center found the same result. Responses to The Post’s questions about the issue were broadly consistent regardless of age, income, education, political party or proximity to reservations.

 Among the Native Americans reached over a five-month period ending in April, more than 7 in 10 said they did not feel the word “Redskin” was disrespectful to Indians. An even higher number — 8 in 10 — said they would not be offended if a non-native called them that name.


The results — immediately celebrated by team owner Daniel Snyder and denounced by prominent Native American leaders — could make it that much harder for anti-name activists to pressure Redskins officials, who are already using the poll as further justification to retain the moniker. 

Beyond that, the findings might impact the ongoing legal battle over the team’s federal trademark registrations and the eventual destination of the next stadium. The name controversy has clouded talks between the team and the District, widely considered Snyder’s desired destination.

[Native Americans’ indifference on Redskins name could reset D.C. stadium talks]

 

“The Washington Redskins team, our fans and community have always believed our name represents honor, respect and pride,” the owner said in a statement. “Today’s Washington Post polling shows Native Americans agree. We are gratified by this overwhelming support from the Native American community, and the team will proudly carry the Redskins name.”

But Suzan Harjo, the lead plaintiff in the first case challenging the team’s trademark protections, dismissed The Post’s findings.

“I just reject the results,” said Harjo, 70, who belongs to the Cheyenne and Hodulgee Muscogee tribes. “I don’t agree with them, and I don’t agree that this is a valid way of surveying public opinion in Indian Country.”

Two other key leaders in the name-change movement did not challenge the validity of the poll, and instead issued a joint statement calling the responses from Indians “encouraging.”

“Native Americans are resilient and have not allowed the NFL’s decades-long denigration of us to define our own self-image,” wrote Oneida Nation Representative Ray Halbritter and National Congress of American Indians Executive Director Jacqueline Pata. “However, that proud resilience does not give the NFL a license to continue marketing, promoting, and profiting off of a dictionary-defined racial slur — one that tells people outside of our community to view us as mascots.”

[How The Post conducted the survey on the Redskins name]

 

Since the nearly half-century-old debate regained national attention in 2013, opponents of the name have won a string of high-profile victories, garnering support from President Obama, 50 Democratic U.S. senators, dozens of sports broadcasters and columnists, several newspaper editorial boards (including The Post’s), a civil rights organization that works closely with the National Football League and tribal leaders throughout Indian Country.

In response, Snyder vowed never to change the moniker and used the 12-year-old Annenberg poll to defend his position. Activists, however, have argued that the billionaire must act if even a small minority of Indians are insulted by the term. They have also maintained that opinions have evolved as his unyielding stance has been subjected to a barrage of condemnation by critics ranging from “South Park” to the United Church of Christ.

But for more than a decade, no one has measured what the country’s 5.4 million Native Americans think about the controversy. Their responses to The Post poll were unambiguous: Few objected to the name, and some voiced admiration.

 “I’m proud of being Native American and of the Redskins,” said Barbara Bruce, a Chippewa teacher who has lived on a North Dakota reservation most of her life. “I’m not ashamed of that at all. I like that name.”


Bruce, 70, has for four decades taught her community’s schoolchildren, dozens of whom have gone on to play for the Turtle Mountain Community High School Braves. She and many others surveyed embrace native imagery in sports because it offers them some measure of attention in a society where they are seldom represented. Just 8 percent of those canvassed say such depictions bother them.

[A brief history of the word ‘redskin’ and how it became controversial]

 

Even as the name-change movement gained momentum among influential people, The Post’s survey and more than two dozen subsequent interviews make clear that the effort failed to have anywhere near the same impact on Indians.

Across every demographic group, the vast majority of Native Americans say the team’s name does not offend them, including 80 percent who identify as politically liberal, 85 percent of college graduates, 90 percent of those enrolled in a tribe, 90 percent of non-football fans and 91 percent of those between the ages of 18 and 39.

Even 9 in 10 of those who have heard a great deal about the controversy say they are not bothered by the name.

What makes those attitudes more striking: The general public appears to object more strongly to the name than Indians do.

In a 2014 national ESPN poll, 23 percent of those reached called for “Redskins” to be retired because of its offensiveness to Native Americans — more than double the 9 percent of actual Native Americans who now say they are offended by it.

A 2013 Post poll found that a higher proportion of Washington-area residents — 28 percent — wanted the moniker changed.

P.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren is a pathetic racist who should be removed from office and publicly flogged for daring to claim noble Indian blood on the grounds that her grandpa had high cheekbones. [Honestly, that's what the cow said. You can't make this stuff up.]

Every once in a while, the good guys win one...

Chicks, man.

 Speed Bump is awesome, too.

Bizarro is a life saver.

An alternative to Clump: Austin Petersen for President.

Austin Petersen 2016 Libertarian Candidate for President

No, he can't win, but if you are too smart to waste your vote on the establishment fascist candidacy of Clump, Petersen is worth a look.

He suffers from the usual Libertarian maladies like legalizing all drugs and open borders, but he is pro-life, which shows he is consistent. Most L's [and all fascists] believe freedom ends at the entrance to a uterus.

Why the baby-eaters love the zika virus.

There's no mystery here, kiddies. Planned Black Genocide and the other baby-eaters don't need any excuses to chop up kids for fun and profit. They advocate the slaughter of healthy kids all day, every day. Do you really think they would hesitate to murder handicapped kids? You know, kids who aren't really human because they need more love than average?

Zika is just a convenient terror weapon to use against the morally wishy-washy. [That's not you, is it? If it is, get the fuck off my blog, you ghoul.]

Stand for life. Defend the helpless. Be a man, not a pussy.

#NeverClump!

It has come to pass, kiddies. The two parties have been converging for generations and now we have a two-headed hybrid monster running for president. Both candidates are criminally insane perverts, liars, and traitors. They are practically indistinguishable. [Hitlery has bigger hands and Trumpsky looks better in pantsuits.] Henceforth and forever more, it shall be referred to as Clump [and "it"] because it does not matter which half of it gets elected. Clump wins. Clump über alles. Hail Clump!

Laura Ingraham, PTSD*, and the case of the incompetent babysitters.

* Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder, obviously.

I can't tell you what happened to Laura Ingraham. It might have been some kind of severe trauma, like a blow to the head. But the easiest answer is she was always a right-fascist goon and thug and was just lying about her "conservatism". And she's still lying about it.

She used to make all the right noises. She even converted to Catholicism [sometimes it doesn't stick], worked in the pro-life movement, and adopted a couple of kids from third world hellholes. All well and good. Genuine conservative bona fides.

Wrong.

Along comes Trumpsky the right-fascist wet dream and our girl Laura suddenly discovers how huuuuuge, bigly, and strong government must be to protect us little people from the evil elites. [BTW, Laura is an Ivy League educated lawyer who clerked for a Supreme Court Justice. Who better to know what us plebes need?]

Whenever s real conservative calls her talk show and incredulously asks her how she can support that psycho leftist fraud, she invariably says the same thing: "Well, we voted for conservatives for years and things didn't get any better."

Holy sheep shit, woman! That's PTSD for sure. That's pure madness, right?

Let me attempt to put this nonsense in human terms instead of the political bullshit she and others of her ilk traffic in...

Laura has a couple of little kids who need a babysitter because Laura is a busy modern woman. She has been hiring irresponsible teenage girls [read: Repansycans] who spend the whole night on the phone and let the kids get hopped up on sugary snacks instead of reading Boethius [Look him up.] to them.

Totally incompetent babysitters, right? So Laura begins to look for a new babysitter for her precious kiddies.

There's the crazy old woman who lives across the street. [Hitlery Rodham Schicklegruber, of course.] She's available, but many of Laura's neighbors say she's a real witch. No, I'm not kidding. She's an actual witch who eats children. No responsible, loving parent could leave her kids with a baby-eater, so Hitlery's out.

Then there is the bat-shit crazy old man next door. [Trumpsky! Making babysitting great again!] The problem is he's a convicted child molester. Yep, for all but the last two years of his life, he's been a pedophile who actually braggged about how good he is at raping both boys and girls. He even wears colorful baseball caps emblazoned "Ask Me About Meagan's Law ". Ha-ha-ha. What a colorful old coot he is.

But he says he's not into that stuff anymore. He owns a bible and has joined the Rotarians. Laura really needs a sitter and those darn teenagers are so...frustrating!

Guess who Laura picked to watch her kiddies? [Hint: It doesn't end well.]
 

The Retrumplican purge of the real conservatives from HIS Party has begun.

Donatella Trumpsky says he will unify the Repansycans, except of course for the "nasty" people in the party. Please allow me to translate for those of you who don't yet speak Thuglish.

A nasty person is: 
 
1) Anyone who dares to defy the Magnificent Trumpsky
2) Anyone who realizes Trumpsky is a madman and a pervert
3) Anyone who knows Trumpsky only cares about three things - HIS bank account, HIS genitalia, and HIS stomach

So you're telling me I've got a choice between a right-fascist madman with a tiny penis and a left-fascist closeted lesbian arch-criminal? I opt out.

I am #NeverTrumpNeverClinton.

I am, like Glenn Beck, #AlwaysConstitution.

If you think you're conservative and you support Donatella Trumpsky, you might be a dumbass, but you are definitely a right-fascist big government thug who is living in the fantasy world of 19th century mercantilism. Stop co-opting the word "conservative", grow a pair and admit what you really are. In a word, have the courage of your sick, anti-human convictions. Your god is Death and slavery is your sacrament.

I have given up on the idea of an American caudillo in the nmanner of Francisco Franco. [Look him up. Learn and comprehend.] A thug, and a vicious one at that, but still a man of principle. We can't even manage that. Our thugs are just thugs and proud of it. They wallow and revel in their thuggery. Our men of principle are cowed into sullen silence. Principles are not enough. One needs courage to live them.

If you think Hitlery Rodham Schicklegruber is a feminist heroine and a victim of the vast you-know-what, you might be a dumbass as well, but you are definitely a left-fascist big government thug who is living in the fantasy world of the 1960s where Stalinism and Maoism are the only two options for thinking, caring people. Look at the blood dripping from your hands and lips and admit what you are. In a word, have the courage of your sick, anti-human convictions. Your god is Death and slavery is your sacrament.

I opt out, kiddies. I will not vote for either of these two monsters. They are nearly identical. [Hitlery has bigger hands and Trumpsky looks better in pantsuits.] Don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils. It is merely evil and I am tired of voting for evil. Choosing a supposedly lesser evil is what has brought us to this sorry state. And don't you dare bitch to me when your particular utopia doesn't appear.  I promise you it won't. [That is one of two things I know for certain. The other? We real conservatives will be blamed for whatever horrors do occur.]

I will do my best not mock you and laugh at you as you are devoured by the insatiiable maw of your god. I will pray for the salvation of your immortal souls, but I will not be able to offer any other aid. I will be among the first to be stripped of everything by the new order that is coming. I will not have a crumb of food or a drop of water for my loved ones or myself, but I fear you will still blame me for not having anything but prayer for you. Some day you will understand how great a gift that is.

I am going farther underground, kiddies, deeper into the catacombs. I have no faith in men. I have no faith in technology. Manifest destiny is no more. There is nothing to the west of here that is free of fascism. There is nowhere to run.

I shall take refuge in the One, True God, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. I shall throw myself at the feet of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and beg for His mercy, which is as infinite as His justice. I urge you to do the same, kiddies, because I love you all. [Even though I wouldn't want any of you coming over to my place and messing up my stuff and drinking all my beer. Love's where I draw the line.]

May God have mercy on all our souls.

Trumpsky Picks Up 3 Delegates From Area 51 Caucuses.

It's official. Donatella [Gender is fluid, kiddies, especially when you gotta pee.] Trumpsky is a madman. Not just quirky or senile or bravely politically incorrect. Not even spoiled and narcissistic. He is stark raving looney.

Live on what passes for TV this morning he accused Ted Cruz's father of being part of a conspiracy to kill JFK.

Bigfoot could not be reached for comment because he is a Canadian.

May God have mercy on our souls.

The guy with the roadkill hair-do and the orange skin IS good for one thing.

Never say I don't give a moron his due, kiddies. Donatella Trumpsky has done the world a great service. He has helped to expose all the fascists hiding behind the word "conservative".

Of course we're used to left fascists who hide behind labels like "liberal" [once upon a time it was a good thing] and "progressive", [never, ever a good thing] but who  knew that the good ol' U. S. of A. was home to a whole bunch of right-fascists pretending to be freedom loving small government types? About 30% of  the people voting in Repansycan primaries this year, in fact. [It's more like 40%, but I'll give some the benefit of the doubt.] Scary, I know, but true.

It's quite simple, kiddies. If you are in favor of giving the government [any government] power, you are a fascist. [One of the bad guys!] It doesn't matter if you say you only want the government to use its power for good [Doctor Octopus, call your office.] because governments [all governments] can't help but use their power for evil purposes like theft, murder, rape, et cetera. That was the genius of the US Constitution before it was hijacked, kidnapped, beaten, bloodied, raped and killed by - you guessed it - fascists. Our government was forbidden everything not explicitly stated in our founding documents. That lasted about one hundred years, kids, and we've been heading downhill fast ever since.

So say what you will about Trumpsky [believe me, I will] but thanks to his cretinous campaign you now know who not to share a beer with.

...Yep, protestantism is nothing but rationalized sexual sin.

I can hear you now, kiddies. "Where's the Love, Fyodor? Don't you know God is Love? You Catholics and your rules - shame on you for making the rest of us feel guilty."

It's not just you prods, I swear. Good Catholics know they're sinners. The Good News is we have ways to fix ourselves. I think I'll keep this post open for a while and work on this theme some more. Stay tuned...

Reaping the protestant whirlwind: Moral relativism disguised as freedom of conscience.

      I was amused today as I listened to the conservatives' favorite serial adulterer, Rash Dimbulb. No, he didn't broadcast any hilarious Trumpsky parodies. [Trumpsky is a Repansycan, you see, and Mr. Dimbulb doesn't make fun of Repansycans unless they are "establishment" Repansycans.] He spent a good hour lamenting the state of decay of our AmeriKKKan kultur, bitching and moaning about how Penile AmeriKKKans are now able to legally follow five year old girls into the Vaginal AmeriKKKans' restrooms. Poor Rash, he has no idea [Or does he?] that he is a carrier of this particular disease rather than a crusader for the cure.


     What? you ask incredulously, Rash Dimbulb is the leader of Conservativism with a big, fat, capital C, how is he part of the problem? The same way the so-called evangelicals are part of the problem, that's how.

     Let's take divorce, for example. I went and borrowed a genuine protestant bible a while ago and looked this up, so I'm not messing with you. [And this was one of those mainstream prod bibles too, like the one Trumpsky stole from his dying mama, not a Unitarian or 7th Day Adventurist bible. Speaking of which, is anyone really surprised by the giant heel turn by Ben Carson? Not me. After I found out he was an Adventurist, nothing could surprise me. How can you trust a guy who doesn't believe in Hell? How can he be considered Christian? Where do the evildoers go when they die, Benny? A Trumpsky resort?] Jesus said no to divorce. Period. No equivocation, no exceptions. It was right there in glorious prod black and white. So how are all these great examples of "Christian" morality getting divorced and remarried every five minutes, swapping out their old, tired, and dumpy wives in exchange for hot, young, new ones who know which side of their bread the butter's on and don't mind fellatio?

Beats me.

You see, kiddies, you can't have morality if everyone gets to decide what morality is. Without unchanging, unchangeable rules, you inevitably get chaos, perversion, and death. Bummer, Doodle. I know, I know.

What's the answer? You're not going to like it, and yeah, it's predictable coming from me...

The Catholic Church.

Why? Because the road to Hell is indeed paved with good intentions.

Maybe I'm not being clear enough. I should continue this in another post entitled...

DAY 3533: Pluto Held Hostage

Icy 'Spider' Spotted on Pluto in NASA Image (Video)

- Space.com

 

An icy "spider" has been found on Pluto — a series of fractures in the dwarf planet's surface that extends from ...


From NASA.gov:

New Aspects of Pluto and its Moons ...

After a 9.5-year, 3-billion-mile journey – launching faster and traveling farther than any spacecraft to reach its primary target – New Horizons zipped by Pluto on July 14, 2015. New Horizons’ seven science instruments collected about 50 gigabits of data on the spacecraft’s digital recorders, most of it coming over nine busy days surrounding the encounter.

The first close-up pictures revealed a large heart-shaped feature carved into Pluto’s surface, telling scientists that this “new” type of planetary world – the largest, brightest and first-explored in the mysterious, distant “third zone” of our solar system known as the Kuiper Belt – would be even more interesting and puzzling than models predicted.

The newly published Science papers bear that out; click here for a list of top results.

“Observing Pluto and Charon up close has caused us to completely reassess thinking on what sort of geological activity can be sustained on isolated planetary bodies in this distant region of the solar system, worlds that formerly had been thought to be relics little changed since the Kuiper Belt’s formation,” said Jeff Moore, lead author of the geology paper from NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California.

Scientists studying Pluto’s composition say the diversity of its landscape stems from eons of interaction between highly volatile and mobile methane, nitrogen and carbon monoxide ices with inert and sturdy water ice. “We see variations in the distribution of Pluto's volatile ices that point to fascinating cycles of evaporation and condensation,” said Will Grundy of the Lowell Observatory, Flagstaff, Arizona, lead author of the composition paper. “These cycles are a lot richer than those on Earth, where there's really only one material that condenses and evaporates – water. On Pluto, there are at least three materials, and while they interact in ways we don't yet fully understand, we definitely see their effects all across Pluto's surface.”

Above the surface, scientists discovered Pluto’s atmosphere contains layered hazes, and is both cooler and more compact than expected. This affects how Pluto’s upper atmosphere is lost to space, and how it interacts with the stream of charged particles from the sun known as the solar wind. “We’ve discovered that pre-New Horizons estimates wildly overestimated the loss of material from Pluto’s atmosphere,” said Fran Bagenal, from the University of Colorado, Boulder, and lead author of the particles and plasma paper. “The thought was that Pluto’s atmosphere was escaping like a comet, but it is actually escaping at a rate much more like Earth’s atmosphere.”

SwRI’s Randy Gladstone of San Antonio is the lead author of the Science paper on atmospheric findings. He added, “We’ve also discovered that methane, rather than nitrogen, is Pluto’s primary escaping gas. This is pretty surprising, since near Pluto’s surface the atmosphere is more than 99 percent nitrogen.” 

Scientists also are analyzing the first close-up images of Pluto’s small moons—Styx, Nix, Kerberos and Hydra. Discovered between 2005 and 2012, the four moons range in diameter from about 25 miles (40 kilometers) for Nix and Hydra to about six miles (10 kilometers) for Styx and Kerberos. Mission scientists further observed that the small satellites have highly anomalous rotation rates and uniformly unusual pole orientations, as well as icy surfaces with brightness and colors distinctly different from those of Pluto and Charon. 

They’ve found evidence that some of the moons resulted from mergers of even smaller bodies, and that their surface ages date back at least 4 billion years. “These latter two results reinforce the hypothesis that the small moons formed in the aftermath of a collision that produced the Pluto-Charon binary system,” said Hal Weaver, New Horizons project scientist from the Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory in Laurel, Maryland, and lead author of the Science paper on Pluto’s small moons. 

About half of New Horizons’ flyby data has now been transmitted home – from distances where radio signals at light speed need nearly five hours to reach Earth – with all of it expected back by the end of 2016.

“This is why we explore,” said Curt Niebur, New Horizons program scientist at NASA Headquarters in Washington. “The many discoveries from New Horizons represent the best of humankind and inspire us to continue the journey of exploration to the solar system and beyond.”  

Last Updated: March 17, 2016

Holy cow, Pennsylvania, our presidential primary might mean something this time!

Since only 17 of PA's delegates must vote for the statewide popular vote winner on April 26th, Ted Cruz has an excellent opportunity to keep Donatella Trumpsky from reaching the magic 1,237 number. Even now, I can hear poor Trumpsky whining about how he's too stupid and Cruz is too mean. Apparently, The Don'tnald feels he deserves to be given the nomination because he's too special to have to work for it.

Fuck him and the Know-Literally-Nothings who lick his tiny boots.

CHOOSE CRUZ!

Mother Mary Angelica of the Annunciation, Requiescat in pace.

Kiddies, please pray for Mother and ask her to pray for us.

From Catholic News Agency:

'She's in heaven' – Pope Francis on Mother Angelica


Mother Mary Angelica of the Annunciation founded the Eternal Word Television Network (EWTN), in 1981, and it has since become the largest religious media network in the world. She passed away March 27 after a lengthy struggle with the aftereffects of a stroke. She was 92 years old.

Pope Francis offered his prayers for Mother Angelica Feb. 12 while on his way to Cuba, and asked for her prayers in return.

But he isn’t the only one who is confident in the nun’s holiness. Several other prelates have voiced their admiration and appreciation for Mother’s contribution to the faith, to the Catholic Church in the U.S., and to the world of Catholic communications, including Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI and the Vatican’s spokesman, Fr. Federico Lombardi.

Although Francis has expressed his belief that Mother Angelica is already in heaven, the formal process for declaring her a saint has yet to begin.

Once a cause for her canonization officially opens, the facts and details of her life, as well as the testimonies from those around her, must be obtained and gathered into a lengthy report called a “positio” or “position” and presented to the Vatican’s Congregation for the Causes of Saints.

The congregation must then study the records to determine Mother’s heroic virtue, and eventually look into miracles attributed to her intercession. Only when one miracle has been officially approved can she be declared a Blessed. A second is then required for her canonization as a saint.

However, the Pope could decide to take the route of what’s called an “equipollent,” or “equivalent” canonization, in which he waives the requirement for one or both of the miracles and canonizes the person without them. 

This was the case with St. Pope John XXIII in 2014, for whom the Pope decided to waive the second miracle required for his canonization, and proclaimed him a saint with just one.

In his general audience speech, Pope Francis continued his catechesis on mercy as understood in scripture, finishing his segment on the Old Testament.

He focused on Psalm 51, also referred to as “the Miserere” and which is traditionally understood as King David’s prayer asking for forgiveness following his sin of adultery with Bathsheba.

Francis pointed to the psalm’s opening words “Have mercy on me, O God in your kindness,” saying they are “a moving confession of sin, repentance and confident hope in God’s merciful pardon.”

Alongside his “heartfelt plea” to be cleansed and purified of his sin, King David also praises God’s infinite justice and holiness, the Pope observed.

Not only does he ask to be forgiven of his sin, but he also prays “for the gift of a pure heart and a steadfast spirit, so that, thus renewed, he may draw other sinners back to the way of righteousness.”

“God’s forgiveness is the greatest sign of his infinite mercy,” Francis said, and in off-the-cuff remarks had the pilgrims present at the audience repeat three times that “God's forgiveness is greater than our sin!”

He closed his audience by praying that Mary, the “Mother of Mercy,” would intercede so that all would become “ever more convincing witnesses to that divine mercy which forgives our sins, creates in us a new heart, and enables us to proclaim God’s reconciling love to the world.”

Trumpsky is an empty-headed misogynist with developmental issues and he's the worst liar in the history of liars.

I'm no psychologist, so I don't care if Donatella Trumpsky has Narcissistic Personality Disorder or not. At best, he stopped maturing psychologically and sexually around age thirteen. I know, I was a thirteen year old boy once. But I grew out of it and became a man.

Donatella never did. Maybe Daddy's money protected him from the real world. Maybe he was abused. Maybe he's just a dick and always has been. It doesn't matter. At some point, every man is responsible for himself and Trumpsky has passed that point.

He is motivated by three things: Money, sex, and power. Nothing else occupies his tiny pea-sized brain [and hands]. He is to be pitied, not rewarded with the most powerful office in the world.

To the Trumpskyites: Yeah, you're pissed off, so what? I'm angrier than thou and have been so for much longer. Anger, hate, and fear are no substitutes for thinking. There is a point of no return that you are rapidly approaching. Soon you will be written off as brutish fools who have given up their birthright. May God have mercy on you, because the power you willingly hand over to evil men certainly won't.

To Rash Dimbulb, the conservatives' favorite serial adulterer: Stop making excuses for the inexcusable. Stop being an enabler of and a useful idiot for the Repansycan party. Every four years, you tell us we have to hold our noses and vote for whatever moron our moral and intellectual superiors throw up lest the Democrass wins. Wrong. We don't have to vote at all. This is not REPEAT NOT North Korea.

We stayed home by the millions rather than vote for Romney, Do you really think we'll vote for Trumpsky? He makes Mittens The Pompadoured Pussy look like St. Augustine.

To Laura Ingraham: Stop pretending Trumpsky gives a damn about anyone but himself. Stop pretending he gives a damn about the country. Stop pretending he gives a damn about people who work for a living. You can see the truth. Stop being a dumbass.

Many thanks to Glen Beck, Mark Levin and Erick Erickson, voices crying in the wilderness of our benighted times. Imagine that! A Mormon, a Jew, and a Swede walk into a bar, start talking politics and quickly realize they're the only ones who know what the hell is actually going on. And that is no joke.

Choose Cruz!

#NeverTrumpNeverClinton - Let's bury two failed 19th century ideologies

Seriously, kiddies, Hitlery is stuck in her Lesbo-Syndicalist fantasy world of the 1960s, which is just 19th century Marxism with orgasms added. The world has tried it again and again and it has failed miserably. "Marx lied and 100 million died."

Trumpsky is peddling protectionism, which has been tried just as often and has failed just as miserably. Herbert Hoover II, anyone?

Wake up, kiddies, and choose Cruz. We need the rule of law, not REPEAT NOT the rule of men.

Trumpsky and his fear of vaginas.

The conservatives' favorite serial adulterer, Rash Dimbulb, today laughed off a Romney-related  PAC's ad featuring women reading Trumpsky's many lines about Vaginal-Americans. He made sure we knew these broads were actresses [no shit, Sherlock] and not real women pissed at The Don'tnald. Then he attempted to paint Trumpsky's obvious fear & loathing of women as the "normal" way guys talk about gals. Is it any surprise that Rash goes through wives like...well, Trumpsky himself? Seriously, kiddies, don't treat girls like these paragons of virtue do, or you'll find yourself alone and addicted to porn.

But Fyodor, you say, they have plenty of women and their next "wives" are waiting in the wings. Don't girls love guys who treat them like shit?

No. They love rich guys who treat them like shit and then pay them off to keep them quiet. Can you imagine the stories Ivanka is waiting to tell?

On Trump & Clinton, Scribes & Pharisees, and the evolution of Mankind [No, not the wrestler.]

There must be great rejoicing in Heaven, kiddies, because sinful Man is no more! This past Sunday's gospel reading [I'm speaking to the Catholic kiddies, of course. I have no idea what you prods heard this weekend.] has been rendered meaningless by the tremendous examples of humanity at the top of the presidential polls, Don'tnald Trumpsky and Hitlery Rodham Schicklegruber.

You know the story of the woman caught in the act of adultery, right? "Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone." Well, Trumpsky recently said he's never done anything he needed to be forgiven for and Ol' Hit said she's never ever ever lied in her whole long life!

How lucky we are! What joy abounds! We are so fortunate that these two exemplars of virtue and goodness have deigned to be our leaders! Oh, thank you, God, for finally creating some politicians who don't know sin! [I believe Stalin was the last one. He was a seminary student, you know.] We can't wait for one of these brave geniuses, our moral and intellectual superiors, to grasp the reigns of power and lead us into the glorious future.

That adulteress is lucky she lived 2,000 years ago and met a softie like Jesus. There ain't no sinners around here anymore.

SMASH THE RULING CLASS! CHOOSE CRUZ!

Does anyone think a rich [estimates run from $150 million to $10 billion] New York jerk is going to strike a blow [sorry] for the little guys? If you believe that, you might be a dumbass.

Restore the rule of law and slap down the rule of men - VOTE CRUZ!

If you want to know who Trumpsky [You know, " The Trumpskys make the revolution and the Trumpensteins pay the price for it."] really is, check out A Face in the Crowd (1957). Kazan was a genius filmmaker.

Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder.

Seriously, kiddies, there's a lot of this going around these days.

 I understand anger. I'm angrier than most and I've been this way for a lot longer than most of you have been alive. But I'm not going to vote for a fascist dick-tater. We've got too much fascism the way it is.

Laura Ingraham is completely deranged by PTSD. After Cruz and Rubio took Deanna Trumpsky apart last night, she laughed it off. She says illegal immigration and the loss of American jobs to foreign countries is the most important issue today...except when Trump does it.

Laura, what the hell happened to you? You are becoming a disgrace. Shame on you. We don't need another lying pervert who doesn't give a damn about anyone else. We need a whole bunch of men who will simply obey the law.

In defense of the Pope: IF Trump is a Christian, he's not a very good one.

First of all, you must remember not to take the ChristLast Media's word as gospel [sorry]. Shame on you conservatives who bitch and moan about media hate speech except when the target is the Catholic Church. One might think there is anti-Catholic bias in the ranks of the freedom-loving rightists. [Extra large shame-on-you to Laura Ingraham, who seems to be suffering from Trump related dementia].

Deena Trumpsky is a Christian like Badcock Insane Okhrana is Christian. It is a matter of political necessity because even in this benighted age no candidate can go around saying "That Jesus is God stuff is a bunch of hooey" and survive. I don't doubt that's his mom's Bible he trots out when it is helpful, but he probably swiped it from her while she was on her deathbed.

Trumpsky is a proud babykiller and thinks taxpayers should be forced to fund Planned Babychopping. That's not Christian.

Trumpsky thinks it is acceptable to use government power to steal private property for his personal gain. That's not Christian.

Several "wives", affairs with married women, sex with women who weren't his wife? Not Christian.

Never having to ask for forgiveness? Not Christian.

But I expect nothing less from a lying pervert like the Don'tnald.

What really ticks me off is the attempt by Trumpsky and every other pervert to defend him. "How dare you question the man's faith!" they scream. This is the  absurdity that protestantism has dragged us down to.  Protestantism is nothing but moral relativism run amok. I say show us your faith you so-called Christians! [You too, Trumpsky!] C'mon, whip it out for all the world to see!

Of course they can't. But we can see their works! You're damn right we can see your works, you hypocrites! Go ahead and keep mocking God and see what it gets you.

Yes, yes, I know. There are plenty of lying hypocrites who call themselves Catholic. But "Christianity" has devolved into over 33,000 denominations [and counting]. Can they all be right? Can more than one of them be right? What do you get when every guy named Dave [or Marty or Hank] decides what truth is? Hell is what you get. The bottom line? Your conscience is not the measuring stick. Only a properly formed conscience is valid.

One more thing. Antonin Scalia isn't even cold yet and many of you are forgetting what made him a great jurist. He wasn't a conservative, or a textualist, [ack!] or a strict constructionist. He was a faithful Catholic and that means he knew there was an order to things and that no man is greater than the law [God's or man's] - not a billionaire, not a judge, not even the guy who got the most votes.

Is it just me or has there been a dramatic increase in sex crimes against kids lately?

Just asking...


UPDATE 5/16/16:

It's not just me, kiddies. My little corner of Flyover America is indeed infested with pedophiles...

From Lancaster Online:


Lancaster County ranks 3rd in sex-abuse prosecutions in Pennsylvania over past 3 years

New data show Lancaster County has the third-most sex-abuse prosecutions in the state over the past three years.
 

Between 2013 and 2015, the county had 257 convictions of cases involving sex offenders. This number represents about 5.4 percent of convictions statewide, according to data compiled by the Administrative Office of Pennsylvania Courts, a state record-keeping database.
 

Philadelphia County had the most prosecutions (707 total, 14.9 percent), and Allegheny County, which includes Pittsburgh, had the second-most (447 total, 9.4 percent).

Lancaster officials said the high ranking is because of law enforcement's proactive approach, not because there are more sex offenders living here than in counties of similar size.

Lancaster County is the sixth-largest county in the state.

"More cases are reported and pursued because our multi-disciplinary team, and prosecutors are able to achieve results," Lancaster County District Attorney Craig Stedman said Thursday.

"One of my top priorities has been to make sure that we have an elite child abuse unit, and I have given them more resources than ever before."

Stedman and Assistant District Attorney Karen Mansfield, who heads the DA's sex-abuse unit, pointed to the collaboration of police, prosecutors, victim/witness advocates and social services, including Children and Youth and the Lancaster County Children's Alliance.
 

"We have more cases because we are fortunate enough to have a well-trained and high-functioning multi-disciplinary team that follows a protocol that has been recognized as a model for the state," Mansfield said.
 

In recent years the DA's office has implemented a specialized unit of prosecutors, a county detective, regular training and a computer forensic unit to investigate sex-abuse crimes.

There is one way in which Don'tnald Tramp IS extraordinary. (CAUTION: R RATED POST BELOW.)

Sure he's a power mad psychopath who lies every time he breathes, but that's what politics does to you. But he won't just suck at Leviathan's cash teat, (note how rich the Clintons and The Gorehound are and how rich Onanma will be in a couple of years) he'll suck Leviathan's dick with gusto and tell us we're great again because of it.

Trump? No, because he's an asshole.

VOTE CRUZ!

Seriously, kiddies, the man is an asshole. Of course most politicians are assholes, but The Don'tnald is actually proud of the fact and constantly brags about it. If you think that is honest and refreshing, you are a dumbass. He's just another asshole who wants to make little people like you and me dance whenever he says dance. That's the everyday definition of fascism, kids.

Plus he's actually afraid of a girl from Fox News. What a pansy! (I know this is a complete waste of time because she's happily married, but I feel I must type it: Megyn Kelly can attack me any time she wants.)

But as Hitlery Rodham Schicklegruber says "What difference at this point does it make?"

We Americans seem hell-bent on mass suicide, so let's get to it. (Is that really better than mass murder? Stay tuned to find out.) Eight years of Trump or Schicklegruber or Generalissimo Sanders (assholes all) will just be eight more years of Badcock Insane Onanma-style fascist death-worship.

It's all fun and games until they start building the concentration camps. (Fellatio D. Rascalvelt, call your office.)

BTW, I know I'm gonna catch hell for the new label (see below) but I have a queasy feeling I'm going to need it for at least eight years. If I'm proved wrong, I will happily remove it.

VOTE CRUZ!

It has finally happened. Harris County, TX has indicted a ham sandwich.

The grand jury "investigating" Big Babykilling's selling of pieces of murdered kids has indicted the freedom fighters who recorded the ghouls bragging about their crimes.

May God have mercy on their black, bloody souls.

Golly! The left-fascists were right. The climate done gone and changed AGAIN!

#Snowzilla

#It'scalledtheweather

Fyodor endorses Ted Cruz for President.

The US is dead, but that's no reason to hand the keys to the fascists, (That would be Trump, Sanders, Schicklegruber, etc.) kiddies.

What do Romney, McCain, and Dole have in common?

Well, yes, being a loser is correct, but that is too easy. The answer is they all knew how to make deals with the enemies of the people.

We don't need no stinkin' deals. We need someone who KNOWS he is not above the law.

Is Trump the American caudillo?

For years, kiddies, I've been warning you about the coming of a US dictator. As a result of the feckless war against non-moderate mohammedism and the evil rule of men rather than the rule of law, it seems America is ready for a strongman, or caudillo. (Think Mussolini without the hypocritical defense of the Church.)

Glenn Beck thinks Trump has dick-tater written all over him. The Savage Weiner is a Trumpskyite because he hopes The Dontnald will crack some left-fascist heads when he takes over. And what about Hannity and Laura Ingraham? You'd think Catholics would know better.

Special mention must be made of the conservatives' favorite serial adulterer, Rush (Five wives and counting) Limbaugh and his relation to Trumpism. It is obvious this political genius kept mum on Trump because he enjoyed the focus The Doonald brought to the Mexican invasion. El Dumbo thought Trump would fade away with time after pulling the Repansycans to "the right". To his chagrin, Trump has decided it might be fun to be the most powerful man in the world. Surprise!

Trump is a power-mad psychopath whose EVERY word is a lie. In a word, he is the consumate politician. Sorry to bring a little reality to those who believe he is an outsider. (Hee-hee. A multi-billionaire populist. Ask Italy how that worked out. Don't misunderstand. There's nothing wrong with populism or nationalism per se, as long as they are both always subordinate to the law. Remember, kiddies, you can't spell NAZI without nationalist. Or socialist, Bernie.) Just read "The Art Of The Deal" and substitute "government" and "legislation" for "contract" and "deal". He'll get things done all right - he'll be the white Badcock Insane Okhrana.

Wow, we really are a bunch of suckers.

All that being said, The Doonald is still a better option than that criminal commie cow, Hitlery Rodham Shicklegruber, and Commie Sanders, who was left at the Moscow dogtrack by Stalin himself a couple of generations ago. (Speaking of which, is Imus still alive?)

It seems I owe an apology to Miss Camren Bicondova and her family.

It has been pointed out to me that I mistakenly identified Miss Bicondova's ancestry as Russian when it is obvious she is of Italian descent. I sincerely apologize.

However, I can still claim her as a cousin, albeit on the other side of the family.

Like Danny Glover, I'm getting too old for this stuff.


**** Update 4/1/2016:

 I hear Mr. Glover has endorsed Generalissimo Sanders [maker of the world's worst fried chicken] and that saddens me. I don't know why. I assume everyone in Holyweird is a commie, so why am I disappointed in Danny Glover? I may have to think this one through for a while, kiddies.

Please pray for Mother Angelica.

The beautiful, wonderful foundress of EWTN is not feeling well. Do Mother a solid this Advent season and take your whole family to confession. You won't regret it.

The Whore of Babble-On, Loretta Lynch, is threatening to prosecute Americans who criticize mohammedism. Bring it on, you fascist cunt!

Until the mohammedans start killing the motherfucking goat rapists among them, their religion will be known as the religion of terrorism, murder, hate, death, and ignorance. When the American caudillo arises and total war is unleashed upon all mohammedans, don't look to the Christians for help. We'll have long since been silenced by our moral and intellectual superiors, the social fascists.

Today, Friday December 4, 2015 is Day 3.

Oops. Never mind, just another "workplace violence" incident, which, according to the Moslem?What Moslem?Media happened only a mile from a PP abattoir.

Thursday December 3, 2015 is Day Two.

(If you, like our jug-eared dick-tater, think I'm the bad guy, you might be a dumbass.)

The conservatives' favorite serial adulterer just had his first funny line in decades: "Said Farouk is Arabic for 'climate change'".

WELCOME TO OBAMASTAN, KIDDIES. ARE YOU GOING TO DIE LIKE SHEEP OR ARE YOU READY TO SHOOT BACK LIKE REAL AMERICANS?

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 2, 2015 IS DAY ONE.

The Confederate flag may be the evilist thing EVER, but at least it doesn't chop up black kids for fun and profit.

Yes, kiddies, the babyeaters from Planned Black Genocide [Everybody sing along: "Maggie Sanger hated blacks 'cause they wouldn't bang her. They weren't like her, so she turned to murder. and the WASPs were happy all day!"] can't stop talking about how much fun treating people like chattel is.

Chattel? Hell, those babies should be so lucky. They are treated like hamburger. 

And what do the killers and their enablers [our moral and intellectual superiors] say in their defense?

"Those videos were faked!" 

That's the moral equivalent of claiming blacks were better off in bondage and the Shoah never happened.

FULL FOOTAGE: Planned Parenthood Baby Parts Buyer StemExpress Wants "Another 50 Livers/Week 

 

FULL FOOTAGE: Planned Parenthood Baby Parts Vendor Advanced Bioscience Resources

FULL FOOTAGE: PPCAPS Deb VanDerhei

FULL FOOTAGE: PPFA Dr. Carolyn Westhoff

FULL FOOTAGE: Planned Parenthood Keystone Vanessa Russo and PPCAPS Deb Vanderhei and Deb Vanderhei

FULL FOOTAGE: PPFA Dr. Vanessa Cullins

 

FULL FOOTAGE: PPCAPS Deb Vanderhei and Anne-Marie Grewer

Thank God for folks like the courageous souls from The Center for Medical Progress. Someday, when sanity is restored and all children are safe from the predatory PP perverts, they will be remembered as righteous among the nations.

I get mail...

...from clueless clods I don't know...

 

 

 Steve D said...

ALWAYS zero comments. No one gives a s hit what you have to "say."

Fri Aug 28, 01:54:00 AM EDT

TheChurchMilitant said...

What makes you think I want to clutter my space with the babbling of fools like you?

You're welcome, by the way. You are now famous.

Also, is an "s hit" one of those new baseball metrics?

Imagine the ones I think are too inappropiate to print, kiddies.

The flight of the innocents.

 
Pray for the children...

The face of things to come.

Born in the USA...

Behold the baby-eating ghouls of Planned Black Genocide in all their unedited gory!

'What You Do is You Go Through the Face': Seventh Center for Medical Progress Video Released

Town Hall‎ - 5 hours ago

FULL FOOTAGE: Planned Parenthood Uses Partial-Birth Abortions to Sell Baby Parts

by The Center for Medical Progress

FULL FOOTAGE: Planned Parenthood VP Says Fetuses May Come Out Intact, Agrees Payments...

by The Center for Medical Progress

FULL FOOTAGE: Second Planned Parenthood Senior Executive Haggles Over Baby Parts Prices

by The Center for Medical Progress

Yet another modest proposal: Arm the Mexican illegals.

     Think about it, kiddies. Why do millions of Mexicans risk their lives to flee the land of their birth and invade us illegally? The answer is simple. Mexico is a shit hole.
     
     Poverty, crime, drugs, a kleptocratic ruling class, you name it. Mexico is a Third World sewer so awful as to make Obamastan look like a paradise in comparison. The solution? Why, a little revolution, of course.

     Let's offer all adult male Mexicans here illegally weapons and training in exchange for a pledge to overthrow their corrupt overlords and establish of a bourgeois democracy with free and frequent elections.

     We'll offer them complimentary air cover, too. [This will also serve to deter them from trying to use our generous gifts to take back Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, et al.

     Now that's a plan, Mr. Trump!

The face of things to come.

 
Don't ask me, kiddies. I just work here.