Trumpsky and his fear of vaginas.

The conservatives' favorite serial adulterer, Rash Dimbulb, today laughed off a Romney-related  PAC's ad featuring women reading Trumpsky's many lines about Vaginal-Americans. He made sure we knew these broads were actresses [no shit, Sherlock] and not real women pissed at The Don'tnald. Then he attempted to paint Trumpsky's obvious fear & loathing of women as the "normal" way guys talk about gals. Is it any surprise that Rash goes through wives like...well, Trumpsky himself? Seriously, kiddies, don't treat girls like these paragons of virtue do, or you'll find yourself alone and addicted to porn.

But Fyodor, you say, they have plenty of women and their next "wives" are waiting in the wings. Don't girls love guys who treat them like shit?

No. They love rich guys who treat them like shit and then pay them off to keep them quiet. Can you imagine the stories Ivanka is waiting to tell?