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Friday, May 13, 2016

#NeverClump!

It has come to pass, kiddies. The two parties have been converging for generations and now we have a two-headed hybrid monster running for president. Both candidates are criminally insane perverts, liars, and traitors. They are practically indistinguishable. [Hitlery has bigger hands and Trumpsky looks better in pantsuits.] Henceforth and forever more, it shall be referred to as Clump [and "it"] because it does not matter which half of it gets elected. Clump wins. Clump über alles. Hail Clump!

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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