Fyodor takes pity on the Orange Messiah and offers advice on how to deal with his idiot Russian cousins and become a real man..

Here's the skinny on Russia, kiddies.

The Russians have always been slaves and remain so to this day. They have no experience with freedom of any sort, not speech, assembly, the press, or even religion. None.

They do not understand personal responsibility, property rights, or the concept of the rule of law.

My poor Russian cousins have been beset and oppressed for their entire history by brutal, ignorant, and bloodthirsty thugs who called themselves leaders and butchered anyone who dared to stand up to them. It does not matter if these madmen and madwomen called themselves divine-right monarchs or the vanguard of history. The result has always been the same for poor Mother Russia. She has known nothing but poverty, slavery, horror, and death on an unprecedented scale.

While I'm at it, I would like to take this occasion to take a whack at the Russian Orthodox Church, which has, with a few notable exceptions, collaborated with the butchers and turned its back on the innocents. Everlasting shame is its reward.

Despite all this, the Russian people have endured, and because of their horrific history, I believe they have produced the greatest literature the world has ever seen, from Gogol to Solzhenitsyn and beyond. Add to that beautiful architecture, incredible music, and some of the world's most beautiful women. One can only wonder and weep over the marvels Russia would have given mankind if only she had been free.

What does this matter to Clumpy the Clown? Nothing whatsoever. How could an ignorant thingee that only cares about its stomach, its bank account, and its tiny, withered genitals give a damn about its own citizens, much less the oppressed on the other side of the world?

Simple. It can't.

Czarina Putinesca and her henchman are nothing but criminals. They think like criminals and they act like criminals. They ONLY understand power because it is their god. They only respect power because they only fear the loss of their own.

The Orange Pansy should order the U.S. Navy to splash the next Russian fighter that gets within weapons range of any U.S. warship and dare the cowardly little girls in the Kremlin to try and do something about it.

But it won't.

It is just as weak and effeminate as the Russian thugs whose boots [and "whatever" else it can get its tongue on] it loves to lick so much.

It should go above the heads of Russia's self-proclaimed leaders and tweet directly to the Russian people and teach them that Russia belongs to them, not their slave-masters.

That will not happen either, kiddies, because it would require a real man whose conscience and humanity have not been systematically smothered by decades of greed, lust, thievery, and willful ignorance. No such man is anywhere near power in our country, either...

Our shame is this: We once had the power to fix this kind of problem, but no longer. While my Russian cousins have never tasted freedom, we have sold ours incredibly cheaply.

Nobody in the world looks to America with hope. They only come here to get laid and be on reality shows.

May the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost have mercy on all souls. We are sure as Hell going to need it.

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.