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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The forces of anti-christ [In the guise of some dumbass band from Texas nobody's ever heard of] use zombie mania to attack the One, True Church.

From PRWeb:

Zombie Disease “Vinum Contagione” Appears At Catholic Mass; Frausun Searches For Answers

The latest album from the band Frausun, Christ Tested Positive, is a 9-song Experimental/Industrial work that explores an emerging zombie plague, which begins at a Catholic Mass.

“The virus of faith transforms into a physical one. Christ becomes infected after the raising of Lazarus. The disease was dormant for years, as generation after generation consumed the blood at mass. It has now awakened:

1 Interpandemic Period – Cloud Of Infection:

The infection begins when a man exhibits bizarre, “zombie-like” symptoms after Communion, spreading to other parishioners. Nicknamed by authorities as the Vinum Contagione, or “Contaminated Wine” disease, investigators try to locate the man in question to determine the cause of the illness and its infectious nature, if any exists. Eventually, hospitals fill as humanity descends into a state of terror.

1 Interpandemic Period – Found My Golden One:

A couple that parts before the pandemic, find each other once again to reunite before they die from the infection.

1 Interpandemic Period – My Love Blooms As The World Dies:

In the midst of infection, some seek a cure, while others desire the comfort of love one more time before death takes them.

2 Pandemic Alert Period – Beauty In Hand:

A pregnant woman is hailed as the queen of the world with the hope her child will be immune to the disease. The stillborn child is cradled by her as she is destroyed.

2 Pandemic Alert Period – I’m A Monster:

An explanation for the disease is finally discovered to be…

2 Pandemic Alert Period – Sinners and Saints:

Hope runs out, as well as faith, knowing all are doomed.

3 Pandemic Period – Last Strings:

Final glimmers of hope sound throughout the world, while survivors try to celebrate the life they will soon leave.

3 Pandemic Period – Reborn God of Terra Firmer:

All of mankind is dead. Nothing remains. The earth has been cleansed of our presence, while the fertile soil waits for the new ruler of the earth.

Well, that sucks. But at least there won't be any more Frausun albums.

3 Pandemic Period – Virus Flower:

Years pass as the virus begins to mutate, blooming as a flower that takes root in the soil, where nothing remains but a contaminated Garden of Eden.

 Not exactly Bach, eh kiddies? Heck, this garbage makes The Magnetic Fields look like The New Christy Minstrels®.

For more information, or to download the album “Christ Tested Positive,” visit http://www.frausun.com

Apparently, "Frausun" is a frustrated one man Oompah Band [You know, big drum, cymbals between his teeth, kazoo shoved up his rectum, lederhosen...] with daddy issues.

I'll bet Gruppenführer Paul Krugman is a big fan...and Mo Dowdy is his only groupie.

Kurtz Frausun
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Yo, bitch! Where's your umlaut? Must be a racist.

Check out the dumbass "music" at the links below:

FRAUSUN: Dallas Industrial Music | Modern German Opera 

Modern German Opera: The Dawn. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. Dallas, TX: Invoking folk traditional instruments, the Norse myths and Electronic music, ...

Finally! A worthy heir to Nietzsche and Wagner!

Tournesol: A Song of Bondage By Frausun Dedicated To His Slave ...

Mar 7, 2010 – Dallas electronic music, with experimental video shows, created by Kurtz and his Muse, Paloma. utilizing Norse and Runic symbols with world ...

Ahhhh...Teutonic S&M! Nothing says love quite like a brat-stuffed neo-Nazi beating a woman. [Fifty Shades Of Göering, anybody? Those Luftwaffe types wore a lot of gray if my Hogan's Heroes infested childhood memories serve me. Hey, wait! Ol' Bob Crane turned out to be a bit of a perv, didn't he? Talk about your six degrees...]

 I'll bet all his shirts are brown...

Imagine this enlightened soul stuck in Dallas! Milwaukee is calling!

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