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Friday, August 17, 2012

From The Death Of The West Department:

Are you feeling sorry for your dog because he's feeling like he's less than a man?

Neuticles.com

"Testicular prosthetic implants for neutered pets."
[Thanks to Scott Linn of The Steve Czaban Show for the head's up.]

Here's more from the site:

Fill your cart with the latest in NeuticleWare including Neuticle T-Shirts, Ballcaps, Necklaces and Keyrings. Each crafted from an actual Neuticle or bearing the unique Neuticles name- with even more items coming soon! 


I find the earrings particularly disturbing...

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The First Hair Straightener has a pair like these, but they aren't made of polypropylene [hee-hee]...

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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