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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Dumbass Movie Of The Year.

 I have a feeling this one will be a guilty pleasure of mine for years.

 From IMDb:

Ted (2012) 

As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship. 

Yeah, it's juvenile and moronic, filled with drugs, sex, [Plush on bimbo. I'm not sure that counts.] farts, profanity, and fights. But it is often hilarious. The party at Ted's apartment is an all-time riot with Sam Jones and a killer Hootie and the Blowfish karaoke number.

You must give Seth MacFarlane credit for knowing his audience and for being only the tiniest bit pretentious. "Ted" may be dumbass, but it is infinitely better for you than all those "films" that pretend they are art.

Fyodor's Rating: 4 cannoli [out of 5]

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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