Who says Dumbo the Presiphant* doesn't have a plan to end his recession?

RTT News provides us with the latest comedic vomit from our bedeviled Commie-N-Thief, Bolshevik The Clown:

Obama Hails Congressional Passage Of Debt And ...

...The president also noted that the discussion of federal spending and priorities would need to continue and he reiterated his case that some tax increases need to be part of the overall mix.

"We can't balance the budget on the backs of the very people who have borne the biggest brunt of this recession," Obama said...

Holy crap! He actually admitted we're still in a recession! [His first one, that is. The "second" one is still being planned.]

..."Voters may have chosen divided government, but they sure didn't vote for dysfunctional government."...

HAHAHAHA! Please stop! You're killing me!

...He added, "Growing the economy isn't just about cutting spending; it's not about rolling back regulations that protect our air and our water and keep our people safe. … We're going to have to do more than that."...

...He added, "While we're at it, we need to make sure that millions of workers who are still pounding the pavement looking for jobs to support their families are not denied needed unemployment benefits."...

...Obama also called for patent reform, passage of a set of trade deals that have stalled in Congress and putting people to work rebuilding the nation's infrastructure...

Patent reform? Hallelujah, Lordy! Massa Mulatto gonna give us patent reform!

..."We have workers who need jobs and a country that needs rebuilding," he said. "An infrastructure bank would help us put them together."

He added, "These are some things that we could be doing right now. There's no reason for Congress not to send me those bills so I can sign them into law right away as soon as they get back from recess."

Obama said that while the recent debt limit debate has shown that Washington can work during a crisis, he argued that it shouldn't take the threat of federal default to force action.

"There's already a quiet crisis going on in the lives of a lot of families, in a lot of communities, all across the country," he said. "That ought to compel Washington to cooperate. That ought to compel Washington to compromise, and it ought to compel Washington to act."

He added, "We've got to do everything in our power to grow this economy and put America back to work. That's what I intend to do, and I'm looking forward to working with Congress to make it happen."

*An Asian presiphant, of course. An African presiphant would be racist.