Just another dead goat rapist. (Part Two)

Let's see...

1) I have one regret: We didn't wrap his perforated corpse in a pigskin, parade it around the world for a couple of years, and then put it on permanent display in a Las Vegas casino.

2) Dumbo the presiphant (An Asian presiphant, of course. An African presiphant would be racist.) gets no extra credit from me. He's supposed to have our enemies killed. In the immortal words of Chris Rock: "What do ya want? A cookie?"

3) I hope this draws more of the cockroaches into the light, so we can send them to Hell too.

4) If the Pakistanis are smart, they will stop hiding these walking corpses and save time, money, and lives.

5) Mad props to CuriousGeorge BushMonkey for torturing KSM's flea-ridden carcass and therefore making all this possible. [This program subsequently halted by Beniti Insane Okhrana.]

6) Many thanks to the governments of Poland and Romania for allowing us to torture our enemies in secret CIA prisons on their soil. [This program subsequently halted by Beniti Insane Okhrana.]


Osama bin Laden is Dead

News with a Twist: News with a View What a great day to be an American. Finally, Osama Bin Laden is dead. And America is alive. Alive and kicking.

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• Osama bin Laden killed in U.S. raid, buried at sea - Washington Post
• Bin Laden killed in fiery raid in Pakistan - Yakima Herald-Republic
• Pakistan’s critics ask how bin Laden’s refuge went unnoticed - Washington Post
• all 332 news articles…

Here is a link to a helpful timeline and excerpts from it:

Osama Bin Laden dead: 'Buried at sea'

US President Barack Obama has announced that Osama Bin Laden is dead.

- Adelaide Now

1.38am More on the burial at sea. Muslim clerics have said the disposal of bin Laden's body at sea is a violation of Islamic law and could lead to retribution attacks on America.

They stated burials at sea were permitted, but only in special cases where the death occurred at sea.

Sky News are reporting a US Defence official says bin Laden was given a religious funeral before he was buried at sea.

1.17am Officials are debating whether to release pictures of bin Laden's corpse, ABC news reported.

“There’s no doubt it’s him” - a US official who has seen the pictures is quoted as saying

The report acknowledges a failure to release the pictures would fuel skepticism about the claims authenticity but said the pictures are gruesome.

He has a massive head wound above his left eye where he took bullet, with brains and blood visible.

1.09am AP news agency has reported Obama officials have stated DNA evidence has proven that Bin Laden is dead with "99.9% confidence".