Osama Bin Goat Rape is libeled with charges of heterosexuality.

Man, oh man! It does not get any better than this.

WSB-TV: Author: Whitney Houston Object Of Osama's Obsession
Al-Qaida Leader Wanted To Kill Singer's Husband, Author Says

Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims to have been Osama bin Laden's sex slave, (A typing goat? Now that's a story! - F.G.) has written in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," that the al-Qaida leader was obsessed with Whitney Houston.

The New York Post quoted Boof as saying bin Laden told her Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

Boof said he even talked about spending a lot of money to go to the U.S. and meet her.

She said he wanted to give Houston a mansion and he'd be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.

Racist.

As for Houston's husband Bobby Brown, Boof said bin Laden talked about having him killed.

Bobby is fully capable of doing that job himself.

She said bin Laden believed Houston was "truly Islamic" but had been "brainwashed by American culture and by her husband."

Heehee! If only he was hot for Geena Davis, we could have her put a couple arrows between his ribs.