This story makes Fyodor's old brain conjure a few questions.

How did this guy get to be a cop? How does this guy stay a cop? How did this guy make lieutenant? What were these three idiots thinking?

KHOU: Fan claims HPD officer had sex with two women in Minute Maid bathroom

A Houston police lieutenant has been relieved of duty because of a misconduct allegation.

A fan claims he walked in on one man and two women having sex in a unisex bathroom at Minute Maid Park.

11 News confirmed that Lt. Jeffrey Olesen, of Southeast Patrol was relieved of duty Monday.

Olesen, an off-duty Houston police lieutenant, allegedly had sex with two women in a unisex bathroom at Minute Maid Park.

A fan with a young child told police he walked in and spotted the lieutenant’s firearm on the counter. Fearing the women were being attacked, he called for help.

It turns out, sources said, the women were the lieutenant’s wife and his wife’s female friend.

We have also learned that the 14-year veteran has four sustained IAD complaints for misconduct, improper police procedure and behavior issues.

Administratively, we’re told Olesen’s biggest blunder may be that he was instructed to speak with Internal Affairs after the incident, but did not.

He reportedly just left the ball park. That could prove to be an error.

HPD stresses there are no criminal charges at this time.

From Deadspin:

The officer, Jeffrey Olesen, was relieved from duty after a fan found him, his wife and one of his wife’s friends enjoying each other’s company in a Minute Maid Park unisex bathroom. The witness, to his credit, wasn’t just running out to narc on the bad man and his two ladies; he saw the policeman’s gun and thought an assault was taking place.