The Legacy of King Goober II is again threatened by the tragedy that is Peyronie's Disease...

...or, I hope the Slave Chinese can make a rubber Clinton with a soft left kink in it...

...or, Do I get eggroll with that?

China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Lewinskys are for people with little or no self-esteem. The Clintons are for megalomanical solipsists.

Reports Britain's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."

Oooo! Oooo! Call the lubricated ones "Slick Willies"!

Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line.

New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.

Heehee. Thanks to NewsMax for this major league smile.