Never say I don't give a moron his due, kiddies. Donatella Trumpsky has done the world a great service. He has helped to expose all the fascists hiding behind the word "conservative".
Of course we're used to left fascists who hide behind labels like "liberal" [once upon a time it was a good thing] and "progressive", [never, ever a good thing] but who knew that the good ol' U. S. of A. was home to a whole bunch of right-fascists pretending to be freedom loving small government types? About 30% of the people voting in Repansycan primaries this year, in fact. [It's more like 40%, but I'll give some the benefit of the doubt.] Scary, I know, but true.
It's quite simple, kiddies. If you are in favor of giving the government [any government] power, you are a fascist. [One of the bad guys!] It doesn't matter if you say you only want the government to use its power for good [Doctor Octopus, call your office.] because governments [all governments] can't help but use their power for evil purposes like theft, murder, rape, et cetera. That was the genius of the US Constitution before it was hijacked, kidnapped, beaten, bloodied, raped and killed by - you guessed it - fascists. Our government was forbidden everything not explicitly stated in our founding documents. That lasted about one hundred years, kids, and we've been heading downhill fast ever since.
So say what you will about Trumpsky [believe me, I will] but thanks to his cretinous campaign you now know who not to share a beer with.
Monday, April 25, 2016
The guy with the roadkill hair-do and the orange skin IS good for one thing.
...Yep, protestantism is nothing but rationalized sexual sin.
I can hear you now, kiddies. "Where's the Love, Fyodor? Don't you know God is Love? You Catholics and your rules - shame on you for making the rest of us feel guilty."
It's not just you prods, I swear. Good Catholics know they're sinners. The Good News is we have ways to fix ourselves. I think I'll keep this post open for a while and work on this theme some more. Stay tuned...
Thursday, April 21, 2016
Reaping the protestant whirlwind: Moral relativism disguised as freedom of conscience.
I was amused today as I listened to the conservatives' favorite serial adulterer, Rash Dimbulb. No, he didn't broadcast any hilarious Trumpsky parodies. [Trumpsky is a Repansycan, you see, and Mr. Dimbulb doesn't make fun of Repansycans unless they are "establishment" Repansycans.] He spent a good hour lamenting the state of decay of our AmeriKKKan kultur, bitching and moaning about how Penile AmeriKKKans are now able to legally follow five year old girls into the Vaginal AmeriKKKans' restrooms. Poor Rash, he has no idea [Or does he?] that he is a carrier of this particular disease rather than a crusader for the cure.
What? you ask incredulously, Rash Dimbulb is the leader of Conservativism with a big, fat, capital C, how is he part of the problem? The same way the so-called evangelicals are part of the problem, that's how.
Let's take divorce, for example. I went and borrowed a genuine protestant bible a while ago and looked this up, so I'm not messing with you. [And this was one of those mainstream prod bibles too, like the one Trumpsky stole from his dying mama, not a Unitarian or 7th Day Adventurist bible. Speaking of which, is anyone really surprised by the giant heel turn by Ben Carson? Not me. After I found out he was an Adventurist, nothing could surprise me. How can you trust a guy who doesn't believe in Hell? How can he be considered Christian? Where do the evildoers go when they die, Benny? A Trumpsky resort?] Jesus said no to divorce. Period. No equivocation, no exceptions. It was right there in glorious prod black and white. So how are all these great examples of "Christian" morality getting divorced and remarried every five minutes, swapping out their old, tired, and dumpy wives in exchange for hot, young, new ones who know which side of their bread the butter's on and don't mind fellatio?
Beats me.
You see, kiddies, you can't have morality if everyone gets to decide what morality is. Without unchanging, unchangeable rules, you inevitably get chaos, perversion, and death. Bummer, Doodle. I know, I know.
What's the answer? You're not going to like it, and yeah, it's predictable coming from me...
The Catholic Church.
Why? Because the road to Hell is indeed paved with good intentions.
Maybe I'm not being clear enough. I should continue this in another post entitled...
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
DAY 3533: Pluto Held Hostage
An icy "spider" has been found on Pluto — a series of fractures in the dwarf planet's surface that extends from ...
From NASA.gov:
New Aspects of Pluto and its Moons ...
After a 9.5-year, 3-billion-mile journey – launching faster and traveling farther than any spacecraft to reach its primary target – New Horizons zipped by Pluto on July 14, 2015. New Horizons’ seven science instruments collected about 50 gigabits of data on the spacecraft’s digital recorders, most of it coming over nine busy days surrounding the encounter.
The first close-up pictures revealed a large heart-shaped feature carved into Pluto’s surface, telling scientists that this “new” type of planetary world – the largest, brightest and first-explored in the mysterious, distant “third zone” of our solar system known as the Kuiper Belt – would be even more interesting and puzzling than models predicted.
The newly published Science papers bear that out; click here for a list of top results.
“Observing Pluto and Charon up close has caused us to completely reassess thinking on what sort of geological activity can be sustained on isolated planetary bodies in this distant region of the solar system, worlds that formerly had been thought to be relics little changed since the Kuiper Belt’s formation,” said Jeff Moore, lead author of the geology paper from NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California.
Scientists studying Pluto’s composition say the diversity of its landscape stems from eons of interaction between highly volatile and mobile methane, nitrogen and carbon monoxide ices with inert and sturdy water ice. “We see variations in the distribution of Pluto's volatile ices that point to fascinating cycles of evaporation and condensation,” said Will Grundy of the Lowell Observatory, Flagstaff, Arizona, lead author of the composition paper. “These cycles are a lot richer than those on Earth, where there's really only one material that condenses and evaporates – water. On Pluto, there are at least three materials, and while they interact in ways we don't yet fully understand, we definitely see their effects all across Pluto's surface.”
Above the surface, scientists discovered Pluto’s atmosphere contains layered hazes, and is both cooler and more compact than expected. This affects how Pluto’s upper atmosphere is lost to space, and how it interacts with the stream of charged particles from the sun known as the solar wind. “We’ve discovered that pre-New Horizons estimates wildly overestimated the loss of material from Pluto’s atmosphere,” said Fran Bagenal, from the University of Colorado, Boulder, and lead author of the particles and plasma paper. “The thought was that Pluto’s atmosphere was escaping like a comet, but it is actually escaping at a rate much more like Earth’s atmosphere.”
SwRI’s Randy Gladstone of San Antonio is the lead author of the Science paper on atmospheric findings. He added, “We’ve also discovered that methane, rather than nitrogen, is Pluto’s primary escaping gas. This is pretty surprising, since near Pluto’s surface the atmosphere is more than 99 percent nitrogen.”
Scientists also are analyzing the first close-up images of Pluto’s small moons—Styx, Nix, Kerberos and Hydra. Discovered between 2005 and 2012, the four moons range in diameter from about 25 miles (40 kilometers) for Nix and Hydra to about six miles (10 kilometers) for Styx and Kerberos. Mission scientists further observed that the small satellites have highly anomalous rotation rates and uniformly unusual pole orientations, as well as icy surfaces with brightness and colors distinctly different from those of Pluto and Charon.
They’ve found evidence that some of the moons resulted from mergers of even smaller bodies, and that their surface ages date back at least 4 billion years. “These latter two results reinforce the hypothesis that the small moons formed in the aftermath of a collision that produced the Pluto-Charon binary system,” said Hal Weaver, New Horizons project scientist from the Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory in Laurel, Maryland, and lead author of the Science paper on Pluto’s small moons.
About half of New Horizons’ flyby data has now been transmitted home – from distances where radio signals at light speed need nearly five hours to reach Earth – with all of it expected back by the end of 2016.
“This is why we explore,” said Curt Niebur, New Horizons program scientist at NASA Headquarters in Washington. “The many discoveries from New Horizons represent the best of humankind and inspire us to continue the journey of exploration to the solar system and beyond.”
Monday, April 11, 2016
Holy cow, Pennsylvania, our presidential primary might mean something this time!
Since only 17 of PA's delegates must vote for the statewide popular vote winner on April 26th, Ted Cruz has an excellent opportunity to keep Donatella Trumpsky from reaching the magic 1,237 number. Even now, I can hear poor Trumpsky whining about how he's too stupid and Cruz is too mean. Apparently, The Don'tnald feels he deserves to be given the nomination because he's too special to have to work for it.
Fuck him and the Know-Literally-Nothings who lick his tiny boots.
CHOOSE CRUZ!
Friday, April 01, 2016
Mother Mary Angelica of the Annunciation, Requiescat in pace.
Kiddies, please pray for Mother and ask her to pray for us.
From Catholic News Agency:
'She's in heaven' – Pope Francis on Mother Angelica
Mother Mary Angelica of the Annunciation founded the Eternal Word Television Network (EWTN), in 1981, and it has since become the largest religious media network in the world. She passed away March 27 after a lengthy struggle with the aftereffects of a stroke. She was 92 years old.
Pope Francis offered his prayers for Mother Angelica Feb. 12 while on his way to Cuba, and asked for her prayers in return.
But he isn’t the only one who is confident in the nun’s holiness. Several other prelates have voiced their admiration and appreciation for Mother’s contribution to the faith, to the Catholic Church in the U.S., and to the world of Catholic communications, including Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI and the Vatican’s spokesman, Fr. Federico Lombardi.
Although Francis has expressed his belief that Mother Angelica is already in heaven, the formal process for declaring her a saint has yet to begin.
Once a cause for her canonization officially opens, the facts and details of her life, as well as the testimonies from those around her, must be obtained and gathered into a lengthy report called a “positio” or “position” and presented to the Vatican’s Congregation for the Causes of Saints.
The congregation must then study the records to determine Mother’s heroic virtue, and eventually look into miracles attributed to her intercession. Only when one miracle has been officially approved can she be declared a Blessed. A second is then required for her canonization as a saint.
However, the Pope could decide to take the route of what’s called an “equipollent,” or “equivalent” canonization, in which he waives the requirement for one or both of the miracles and canonizes the person without them.
This was the case with St. Pope John XXIII in 2014, for whom the Pope decided to waive the second miracle required for his canonization, and proclaimed him a saint with just one.
In his general audience speech, Pope Francis continued his catechesis on mercy as understood in scripture, finishing his segment on the Old Testament.
He focused on Psalm 51, also referred to as “the Miserere” and which is traditionally understood as King David’s prayer asking for forgiveness following his sin of adultery with Bathsheba.
Francis pointed to the psalm’s opening words “Have mercy on me, O God in your kindness,” saying they are “a moving confession of sin, repentance and confident hope in God’s merciful pardon.”
Alongside his “heartfelt plea” to be cleansed and purified of his sin, King David also praises God’s infinite justice and holiness, the Pope observed.
Not only does he ask to be forgiven of his sin, but he also prays “for the gift of a pure heart and a steadfast spirit, so that, thus renewed, he may draw other sinners back to the way of righteousness.”
“God’s forgiveness is the greatest sign of his infinite mercy,” Francis said, and in off-the-cuff remarks had the pilgrims present at the audience repeat three times that “God's forgiveness is greater than our sin!”
He closed his audience by praying that Mary, the “Mother of Mercy,” would intercede so that all would become “ever more convincing witnesses to that divine mercy which forgives our sins, creates in us a new heart, and enables us to proclaim God’s reconciling love to the world.”
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Trumpsky is an empty-headed misogynist with developmental issues and he's the worst liar in the history of liars.
I'm no psychologist, so I don't care if Donatella Trumpsky has Narcissistic Personality Disorder or not. At best, he stopped maturing psychologically and sexually around age thirteen. I know, I was a thirteen year old boy once. But I grew out of it and became a man.
Donatella never did. Maybe Daddy's money protected him from the real world. Maybe he was abused. Maybe he's just a dick and always has been. It doesn't matter. At some point, every man is responsible for himself and Trumpsky has passed that point.
He is motivated by three things: Money, sex, and power. Nothing else occupies his tiny pea-sized brain [and hands]. He is to be pitied, not rewarded with the most powerful office in the world.
To the Trumpskyites: Yeah, you're pissed off, so what? I'm angrier than thou and have been so for much longer. Anger, hate, and fear are no substitutes for thinking. There is a point of no return that you are rapidly approaching. Soon you will be written off as brutish fools who have given up their birthright. May God have mercy on you, because the power you willingly hand over to evil men certainly won't.
To Rash Dimbulb, the conservatives' favorite serial adulterer: Stop making excuses for the inexcusable. Stop being an enabler of and a useful idiot for the Repansycan party. Every four years, you tell us we have to hold our noses and vote for whatever moron our moral and intellectual superiors throw up lest the Democrass wins. Wrong. We don't have to vote at all. This is not REPEAT NOT North Korea.
We stayed home by the millions rather than vote for Romney, Do you really think we'll vote for Trumpsky? He makes Mittens The Pompadoured Pussy look like St. Augustine.
To Laura Ingraham: Stop pretending Trumpsky gives a damn about anyone but himself. Stop pretending he gives a damn about the country. Stop pretending he gives a damn about people who work for a living. You can see the truth. Stop being a dumbass.
Many thanks to Glen Beck, Mark Levin and Erick Erickson, voices crying in the wilderness of our benighted times. Imagine that! A Mormon, a Jew, and a Swede walk into a bar, start talking politics and quickly realize they're the only ones who know what the hell is actually going on. And that is no joke.
Choose Cruz!
Monday, March 28, 2016
#NeverTrumpNeverClinton - Let's bury two failed 19th century ideologies
Seriously, kiddies, Hitlery is stuck in her Lesbo-Syndicalist fantasy world of the 1960s, which is just 19th century Marxism with orgasms added. The world has tried it again and again and it has failed miserably. "Marx lied and 100 million died."
Trumpsky is peddling protectionism, which has been tried just as often and has failed just as miserably. Herbert Hoover II, anyone?
Wake up, kiddies, and choose Cruz. We need the rule of law, not REPEAT NOT the rule of men.
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Trumpsky and his fear of vaginas.
The conservatives' favorite serial adulterer, Rash Dimbulb, today laughed off a Romney-related PAC's ad featuring women reading Trumpsky's many lines about Vaginal-Americans. He made sure we knew these broads were actresses [no shit, Sherlock] and not real women pissed at The Don'tnald. Then he attempted to paint Trumpsky's obvious fear & loathing of women as the "normal" way guys talk about gals. Is it any surprise that Rash goes through wives like...well, Trumpsky himself? Seriously, kiddies, don't treat girls like these paragons of virtue do, or you'll find yourself alone and addicted to porn.
But Fyodor, you say, they have plenty of women and their next "wives" are waiting in the wings. Don't girls love guys who treat them like shit?
No. They love rich guys who treat them like shit and then pay them off to keep them quiet. Can you imagine the stories Ivanka is waiting to tell?
Monday, March 14, 2016
On Trump & Clinton, Scribes & Pharisees, and the evolution of Mankind [No, not the wrestler.]
There must be great rejoicing in Heaven, kiddies, because sinful Man is no more! This past Sunday's gospel reading [I'm speaking to the Catholic kiddies, of course. I have no idea what you prods heard this weekend.] has been rendered meaningless by the tremendous examples of humanity at the top of the presidential polls, Don'tnald Trumpsky and Hitlery Rodham Schicklegruber.
You know the story of the woman caught in the act of adultery, right? "Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone." Well, Trumpsky recently said he's never done anything he needed to be forgiven for and Ol' Hit said she's never ever ever lied in her whole long life!
How lucky we are! What joy abounds! We are so fortunate that these two exemplars of virtue and goodness have deigned to be our leaders! Oh, thank you, God, for finally creating some politicians who don't know sin! [I believe Stalin was the last one. He was a seminary student, you know.] We can't wait for one of these brave geniuses, our moral and intellectual superiors, to grasp the reigns of power and lead us into the glorious future.
That adulteress is lucky she lived 2,000 years ago and met a softie like Jesus. There ain't no sinners around here anymore.
Monday, March 07, 2016
SMASH THE RULING CLASS! CHOOSE CRUZ!
Does anyone think a rich [estimates run from $150 million to $10 billion] New York jerk is going to strike a blow [sorry] for the little guys? If you believe that, you might be a dumbass.
Restore the rule of law and slap down the rule of men - VOTE CRUZ!
If you want to know who Trumpsky [You know, " The Trumpskys make the revolution and the Trumpensteins pay the price for it."] really is, check out A Face in the Crowd (1957). Kazan was a genius filmmaker.
Friday, February 26, 2016
Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder.
Seriously, kiddies, there's a lot of this going around these days.
I understand anger. I'm angrier than most and I've been this way for a lot longer than most of you have been alive. But I'm not going to vote for a fascist dick-tater. We've got too much fascism the way it is.
Laura Ingraham is completely deranged by PTSD. After Cruz and Rubio took Deanna Trumpsky apart last night, she laughed it off. She says illegal immigration and the loss of American jobs to foreign countries is the most important issue today...except when Trump does it.
Laura, what the hell happened to you? You are becoming a disgrace. Shame on you. We don't need another lying pervert who doesn't give a damn about anyone else. We need a whole bunch of men who will simply obey the law.
Thursday, February 25, 2016
In defense of the Pope: IF Trump is a Christian, he's not a very good one.
First of all, you must remember not to take the ChristLast Media's word as gospel [sorry]. Shame on you conservatives who bitch and moan about media hate speech except when the target is the Catholic Church. One might think there is anti-Catholic bias in the ranks of the freedom-loving rightists. [Extra large shame-on-you to Laura Ingraham, who seems to be suffering from Trump related dementia].
Deena Trumpsky is a Christian like Badcock Insane Okhrana is Christian. It is a matter of political necessity because even in this benighted age no candidate can go around saying "That Jesus is God stuff is a bunch of hooey" and survive. I don't doubt that's his mom's Bible he trots out when it is helpful, but he probably swiped it from her while she was on her deathbed.
Trumpsky is a proud babykiller and thinks taxpayers should be forced to fund Planned Babychopping. That's not Christian.
Trumpsky thinks it is acceptable to use government power to steal private property for his personal gain. That's not Christian.
Several "wives", affairs with married women, sex with women who weren't his wife? Not Christian.
Never having to ask for forgiveness? Not Christian.
But I expect nothing less from a lying pervert like the Don'tnald.
What really ticks me off is the attempt by Trumpsky and every other pervert to defend him. "How dare you question the man's faith!" they scream. This is the absurdity that protestantism has dragged us down to. Protestantism is nothing but moral relativism run amok. I say show us your faith you so-called Christians! [You too, Trumpsky!] C'mon, whip it out for all the world to see!
Of course they can't. But we can see their works! You're damn right we can see your works, you hypocrites! Go ahead and keep mocking God and see what it gets you.
Yes, yes, I know. There are plenty of lying hypocrites who call themselves Catholic. But "Christianity" has devolved into over 33,000 denominations [and counting]. Can they all be right? Can more than one of them be right? What do you get when every guy named Dave [or Marty or Hank] decides what truth is? Hell is what you get. The bottom line? Your conscience is not the measuring stick. Only a properly formed conscience is valid.
One more thing. Antonin Scalia isn't even cold yet and many of you are forgetting what made him a great jurist. He wasn't a conservative, or a textualist, [ack!] or a strict constructionist. He was a faithful Catholic and that means he knew there was an order to things and that no man is greater than the law [God's or man's] - not a billionaire, not a judge, not even the guy who got the most votes.
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Is it just me or has there been a dramatic increase in sex crimes against kids lately?
Just asking...
UPDATE 5/16/16:
It's not just me, kiddies. My little corner of Flyover America is indeed infested with pedophiles...
From Lancaster Online:
Lancaster County ranks 3rd in sex-abuse prosecutions in Pennsylvania over past 3 years
There is one way in which Don'tnald Tramp IS extraordinary. (CAUTION: R RATED POST BELOW.)
Sure he's a power mad psychopath who lies every time he breathes, but that's what politics does to you. But he won't just suck at Leviathan's cash teat, (note how rich the Clintons and The Gorehound are and how rich Onanma will be in a couple of years) he'll suck Leviathan's dick with gusto and tell us we're great again because of it.
Trump? No, because he's an asshole.
VOTE CRUZ!
Seriously, kiddies, the man is an asshole. Of course most politicians are assholes, but The Don'tnald is actually proud of the fact and constantly brags about it. If you think that is honest and refreshing, you are a dumbass. He's just another asshole who wants to make little people like you and me dance whenever he says dance. That's the everyday definition of fascism, kids.
Plus he's actually afraid of a girl from Fox News. What a pansy! (I know this is a complete waste of time because she's happily married, but I feel I must type it: Megyn Kelly can attack me any time she wants.)
But as Hitlery Rodham Schicklegruber says "What difference at this point does it make?"
We Americans seem hell-bent on mass suicide, so let's get to it. (Is that really better than mass murder? Stay tuned to find out.) Eight years of Trump or Schicklegruber or Generalissimo Sanders (assholes all) will just be eight more years of Badcock Insane Onanma-style fascist death-worship.
It's all fun and games until they start building the concentration camps. (Fellatio D. Rascalvelt, call your office.)
BTW, I know I'm gonna catch hell for the new label (see below) but I have a queasy feeling I'm going to need it for at least eight years. If I'm proved wrong, I will happily remove it.
VOTE CRUZ!
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
It has finally happened. Harris County, TX has indicted a ham sandwich.
The grand jury "investigating" Big Babykilling's selling of pieces of murdered kids has indicted the freedom fighters who recorded the ghouls bragging about their crimes.
May God have mercy on their black, bloody souls.
Saturday, January 23, 2016
Golly! The left-fascists were right. The climate done gone and changed AGAIN!
#Snowzilla
#It'scalledtheweather
Friday, January 22, 2016
Fyodor endorses Ted Cruz for President.
The US is dead, but that's no reason to hand the keys to the fascists, (That would be Trump, Sanders, Schicklegruber, etc.) kiddies.
What do Romney, McCain, and Dole have in common?
Well, yes, being a loser is correct, but that is too easy. The answer is they all knew how to make deals with the enemies of the people.
We don't need no stinkin' deals. We need someone who KNOWS he is not above the law.
About Me
- TheChurchMilitant
- First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.