Happy SAINT Valentine's Day, you aldulterous perverts.

Let's get the sappy, icky, mushy stuff out of the way first, shall we kiddies?










Poodles, the whores of the dog world...









I will always love this one...





Two more from the real world for balance and to aid those diabetics who may be visiting...









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Q: What's wrong with Miss Sydney (Ack!) Ireland?

A: Her dad's a lawyer.

Back to the old grind, kiddies...

Petition · The Boy Scouts of America: End Discrimination Against ...

Tell the Boy Scouts to End Discrimination Against Young Women .... Sydney and Bryan Ireland started this petition with a single signature, and now has 6,480 ...

Scouting Let Me In | Facebook

Sydney Ireland, 15, has wanted to be a Boy Scout since about the age of 4. However, she can't officially join the Boy Scouts of America because she's a girl.

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

Fyodor presents the single greatest comic strip EVER: Peanuts - 1/30/1970

Yes, kiddies, even us weird, idiot boys get some wood on the ball occasionally. (Seriously, guys, give it a try. It works.)


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TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

Sometimes Anti-Social, But Always Anti-Fascist
by Stage Bottles

I can see,

Concentration camps

I can see,

I guess we got a lot to see

And I am sure

It's not a lie

I am sure

And always say

I won't ... for this kind of shit

So I've got to react to it

We're sometimes antisocial

But we're always anti-fascist

We're sometimes antisocial

But we're always anti-fascist

We love football

Got em to the ground

Sometimes it's funny

To have a special round

When I can see all the fascists around

I feel the hate on my mind

Give em a kick

Give em a punch

Sometimes I don't want to ...

We're sometimes antisocial

But we're always anti-fascist

We're sometimes antisocial


TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

Your Humble Narrator is getting sentimental in his old age.

Just ignore the dog and give your baby a big hug.






TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

It's a great day for comics!

Boys v. Girls yet again.

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

The best way to battle fascism is...

...or, Holy crap, even our homosexual brothers and sisters think this is gay!

Just imagine what other comedy gold this cretin has produced over its 473 years. [Amazing. It still has an emotional age of 6.]

To the web, kiddies! Even though we know it has no shame or conscience, we can have a whole lotta fun with stuff like this.

I hear the latest X Prize is $4.86 for the first photographic evidence that it actually has a penis.


TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

It's about time somebody told Heap Big Lying Squaw to sit down and shut up.

From The Old Gray Whore:


Shutting Down Speech by Elizabeth Warren

WASHINGTON — Republicans seized her microphone. And gave her a megaphone.

Silenced on the Senate floor for condemning a peer, Senator Elizabeth Warren, Democrat of Massachusetts, emerged on Wednesday in a coveted role: the avatar of liberal resistance in the age of Trump.

Late on Tuesday, Senate Republicans voted to halt the remarks of Ms. Warren, already a lodestar of the left, after she criticized a colleague, Senator Jeff Sessions, the nominee for attorney general, by reading a letter from Coretta Scott King.

Instantly, the decision — led by Senator Mitch McConnell, the majority leader, who invoked a rarely enforced rule prohibiting senators from impugning the motives and conduct of a peer — amplified Ms. Warren’s message and further inflamed the angry Senate debate over Mr. Sessions’ nomination. He is expected to be confirmed later on Wednesday...

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

Boys are weird, girls are icky.

Dustin does have its moments.







Of course, if you hit 'em back, you must be a dumbass...or live in a place not affected by Christianity, like America.





TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

Attack from the REAL right! Or, CLUMP LIES AND FREEDOM DIES!

Did you notice how your new president sounds an awful lot like the commies you think he hates? All fascists, both right and left, worship power. They suck power's cock and they take it up the ass. And you let them steal your God-given freedom and then thank them for it. Why? Because you want to be reassured that your mortal sin* is harmless to you and everybody else.

Sucker.

The Transcript Of Trump's Super Bowl Interview - Bustle

O’Reilly: Do you respect Putin?

Trump: I do respect him but —

O’Reilly: Do you? Why?

Trump: Well, I respect a lot of people but that doesn’t mean I’m going to get along with him. He’s a leader of his country. I say it’s better to get along with Russia than not. And if Russia helps us in the fight against ISIS, which is a major fight, and Islamic terrorism all over the world — that’s a good thing. Will I get along with him? I have no idea.

O’Reilly: But he’s a killer though. Putin’s a killer.

Trump: There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What do you think — our country’s so innocent. You think our country’s so innocent?

THIS ORANGE FAGGOT IS A MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER! EAT SHIT AND DIE, YOU ORANGE TRAITOR!

So much for that New Year's resolution.

Once again, I must apologize to my brothers and sisters who indulge in non-Euclidean sex for comparing them to another fascist arch-pervert. Getting butt-fucked is child's play compared to what our moral and intellectual superiors have been doing to us for more than a century.

Buy lots and lots and lots of guns and ammo, kiddies, because the rule of men is upon us.

I also recommend regular confession. You poor prod bastards are S.O.L.

O’Reilly: I don’t know of any government leaders that are killers.

Trump: Well — take a look at what we’ve done too. We made a lot of mistakes. I’ve been against the war in Iraq from the beginning.

O’Reilly: But mistakes are different than —

Trump: A lot of mistakes, but a lot of people were killed. A lot of killers around, believe me.

Do you sheep understand that this is exactly what we deserve?

Do you understand it is going to get much, much worse?

O’Reilly: Can Americans in 2017 expect a new healthcare plan rolled out by the Trump administration, this year?

Trump: In the process, and maybe it’ll take until sometime into next year, [Emphasis mine, you suckers! F.G.] but we are certainly gonna be in the process. Very complicated. Obamacare is a disaster. You have to remember, Obamacare doesn’t work. So we are putting in a wonderful plan. It statutorily takes a while to get. We’re gonna be putting it in fairly soon. I think that, yes, I would like to say, by the end of the year, at least the rudiments, but we should have something within the year and the following year.

Another lyin'-ass bitch in the White House!

*Mortal sin is defined by St. Augustine (Reply to Faustus XXII.27) as "Dictum vel factum vel concupitum contra legem æternam", i.e. something said, done or desired contrary to the eternal law, or a thought, word, or deed contrary to the eternal law. This is a definition of sin as it is a voluntary act. As it is a defect or privation it may be defined as an aversion from God, our true last end, by reason of the preference given to some mutable good. The definition of St. Augustine is accepted generally by theologians and is primarily a definition of actual mortal sin. It explains well the material and formal elements of sin. The words "dictum vel factum vel concupitum" denote the material element of sin, a human act: "contra legem æternam", the formal element. The act is bad because it transgresses the Divine law. St. Ambrose (De paradiso, viii) defines sin as a "prevarication of the Divine law". The definition of St. Augustine strictly considered, i.e. as sin averts us from our true ultimate end, does not comprehend venial sin, but in as much as venial sin is in a manner contrary to the Divine law, although not averting us from our last end, it may be said to be included in the definition as it stands. While primarily a definition of sins of commission, sins of omission may be included in the definition because they presuppose some positive act (St. Thomas, I-II:71:5) and negation and affirmation are reduced to the same genus. Sins that violate the human or the natural law are also included, for what is contrary to the human or natural law is also contrary to the Divine law, in as much as every just human law is derived from the Divine law, and is not just unless it is in conformity with the Divine law.

  

          - From http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/

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Fyodor begins the laborious 8 year long [unless God cuts us a break] task of naming the latest psychopath to afflict us.

Not that psychology hasn't been kidnapped, raped, and killed by the left-fascists, but some of its terms can come in handy. I present to you...

1) America's Newest Arrested Development President!


I'm not sure exactly what that means, but it is obvious Orange Clump never got past the stage where little boys discover their own genitalia.

Of course, there are those monikers that have become instant classics...

2) The Clod Prince of Orange

 ...which also takes a whack at the alleged Christians that lick its feet and other appendages.

And that leads us to...

3) The Orange Messiah

If you think the left-fascists were slavish in their devotion to Badcock Insane Okhrana, take a gander at the "evangelical Christian conservatives" who, like ALL heretics, can't tell the gospel from their rectums. [I have been trying to keep my New Year's resolution to be more clinical and less scatological in the midst of my disgust.] It will come as no surprise to all you good little kiddies that they are all, when it come to freedom versus license, Conservatives From the Waist Up.

4) Clumpy The Clown

Self-explanatory.

5) The Orange Menace

Ditto. [Which reminds me...Fornicate you, Rash Dimbulb, you fat, deaf, drug addicted serial adulterer and traitor.]

Here's one you won't read anywhere else, kiddies:

6) America's First Luddite [Look it up.] President.

That's right. For the first time ever we have as Fearful Leader a thingee who actually believes that technological progress must be reversed in order to provide jobs for us plebes. [Of course, it couches this ignorance in terms of fear and loathing of Mexicans and Chinamen, which makes it more appealing to AWUGs.* Why? Because AWUGs love their gadgets. Who doesn't like machines? They're clean and cool. Mexicans and Chinamen are smelly and scary.]

*Angry White Unemployed Guys. And they are more than likely to stay that way.

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

...as has Baby Blues!

Boys are weird...



...and girls are icky.





Like I said, icky.











Yep. Weird is the word.













What exactly does "grown up" mean, anyway?







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Speed Bump [and Dave Coverly] has been on quite a roll lately...

Here's a word of advice from your old Uncle Fyodor, kiddies. You can always find solace in the funny papers.












































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ATTACK FROM THE REAL RIGHT: Fyodor whacks the Orange Messiah and his dumbass prod enablers!

     During this past election campaign, my sensitive ears were assaulted by my ignorant heretic neighbors proclaiming the arch-pervert Clump as the Chosen One of God. Their bona fides as Christians are today in shambles as they proclaim the glory of their true messiah, Clumpy the Clown.

     You kiddies know nobody hates the goat raping mindset of the non-moderate mohammedans more than Your Humble Narrator, but did you notice that Orange Clump's immigration order makes no distinction between murderous terrorists and the poor real Christians of the Holy Land who are the very ones being murdered and terrorized?

Nary a bleat from the fake Christian sheeple is heard. There is a particularly nasty place waiting in Hell for the lot of you. May the One, True God have mercy on your black bloody souls, you idolaters, you worshippers of men and their alleged power!

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.

Hey, you orange asshat, how about American babies first?

You know, Donna, some of us real American men can still [unlike you] get it up. How about putting our kiddies first?

Oh, yeah, I forgot...you were for eating babies before you were against it.

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Legendary Netherlands Government Counter Trump's Abortion Funding Ban. Hope. Share0 Tweet0 Tumblr0 Share0 Share0. On Monday it ...

Legendary? Please.

Shut up and choke on your tulips you pansies.

Donald Trump's abortion funding ban will lead to ... - The Independent

Donald Trump's decision to block US funding for abortion services around the world could result in tens of thousands of women dying, with the ...

Doubtful, but at least none of them will be little kids.

Mexico City Policy: What is the abortion funding ban that Donald ...

Donald Trump is reinstating a ban on providing federal money to international groups that perform abortions or provide information on the ...

I wonder how many babies the Orange Menace has put out hits on...all the whores he calls "wife" [and all those prostitutes, too]...it could be hundreds...even more than Marilyn Monroe.

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