Watch as the suckers applaud their false orange god.

It rarely even bothers to lie anymore. It tells you it is betraying you and dares you to notice.


From Slate.com:

Trump promises, sort of, to renegotiate Paris accord.



Straight from the House of Orange:

Statement by President Trump on the Paris Climate Accord ...


I'll save you some IQ points by translating from semi-god to English.

The first part of the dog and pony show went like this:



"Blah, blah, blah, I'm so impressive."

On these issues and so many more, we’re following through on our commitments.  And I don’t want anything to get in our way.  I am fighting every day for the great people of this country.  Therefore, in order to fulfill my solemn duty to protect America and its citizens, the United States will withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord -- (applause) -- thank you, thank you -- but begin negotiations to reenter either the Paris Accord or a really entirely new transaction on terms that are fair to the United States, its businesses, its workers, its people, its taxpayers.  So we’re getting out.  But we will start to negotiate, and we will see if we can make a deal that’s fair.  And if we can, that’s great.  And if we can’t, that’s fine.  (Applause.) 

Then more of the usual rhetorical masturbation:

"Blah, blah, blah, all men wish they were me."

I’m willing to immediately work with Democratic leaders to either negotiate our way back into Paris, under the terms that are fair to the United States and its workers, or to negotiate a new deal that protects our country and its taxpayers.  (Applause.) 

So if the obstructionists want to get together with me, let’s make them non-obstructionists.  We will all sit down, and we will get back into the deal.  And we’ll make it good, and we won’t be closing up our factories, and we won’t be losing our jobs.  And we’ll sit down with the Democrats and all of the people that represent either the Paris Accord or something that we can do that's much better than the Paris Accord.  And I think the people of our country will be thrilled, and I think then the people of the world will be thrilled.  But until we do that, we're out of the agreement.



And then the tiny-handed finish:

"Blah, blah, blah, all women want me."




Clumpy The Clown believes in nothing and knows nothing. Convenient for it, fatal for our freedom.

IT IS NOT IN THE LEAST OPPOSED TO ENSLAVING EVERYONE, AS LONG AS IT GETS CREDIT FOR IT.

Are you willing to play along?



TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.