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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Daddy, who was Tiger Woods?

It's official! Tiger is the greatest waste of athletic talent EVER. He squandered it on blowjobs, steroids, a Navy SEAL fantasy, and hubris. He should take what's left of his money and go away. Far, far, away from the crap he has created for himself and try to grow the hell up. Being a man is more important than being a golfer - even the best golfer.


From the New York Daily News:


Tiger Woods was found asleep at wheel before DUI arrest in Fla.


Tiger Woods was found by cops passed out at the wheel — with his car running, damaged and stopped in a lane of traffic — before he was arrested in Florida on DUI charges, authorities said.

The disgraced golfer “had slow, sluggish and very slurred speech” and was “unable to walk alone” — but he blew a 0.00 in a breath test for alcohol, according to a police report released Tuesday.

“It should be noted that Woods was asleep at the wheel and had to be woken up,” the police report says.

Officers found Woods’ 2015 Mercedes stopped in the right lane of a darkened road in his hometown of Jupiter just after 2 a.m. Monday.

The vehicle’s right signal was flashing, both drivers’ side tires were flat, and there was also damage to the rims and bumpers, police said.

Woods, 41, was so out of it he initially told cops that he was driving from Los Angeles to Orange County, California.

“I asked Woods if he knew where he was at to which he stated he had no idea,” an officer wrote in an incident report.

The groggy golfer was arrested after he failed several roadside tests.

Woods struggled to walk heel-to-toe in a straight line and couldn’t stand on one leg, the report says.

Woods didn’t respond when instructed several times to recite the alphabet. He eventually snapped out of it and said he understood the directions but clearly didn’t.

“Yes, recite entire national anthem backwards,” he said before finally saying the alphabet correctly.
Woods twice nodded off during his encounter with police, according to an incident report.

In between, he asked the cops how far away he was from his home, and admitted that he takes several prescription drugs including Vicodin.




In a statement, Tiger Woods blamed the incident on “an unexpected reaction” to prescription drugs.

In a statement, Tiger Woods blamed the incident on “an unexpected reaction” to prescription drugs.

(Palm Beach county Sheriff's Office)


Is it just me, or does he look an awful lot like Donovan McNabb?


In a statement released Monday, Woods blamed the incident on “an unexpected reaction” to prescription drugs.

“I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions," Woods said.

“I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn’t realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly.”

Woods was released under his own recognizance at 10:50 a.m.

A mug shot revealed a fatigued and unshaven Woods — wearing a white T-shirt — giving the police camera a blank stare.

An officer described Woods as “cooperative as much as possible” and “very loopy, extremely sleepy, hard to keep eyes open.”

The arrest marked a new, sad chapter in the unraveling of one of the world’s greatest athletes.

It began in the early morning hours after Thanksgiving 2009 when Woods smashed his SUV into a tree and fire hydrant near his home in Windmere.

Woods’ then-wife Elin Nordegren had chased him out of their house — leading to the crash and spawning a cascade of revelations about the golfer’s multiple extramarital affairs.

Woods and Nordegren divorced the following year. He also lost millions in endorsement deals as several high-profile sponsors cut ties amid the revelations that he had bedded many mistresses, including some porn stars.

Beset by back injuries, Woods has struggled to regain his form following the sordid revelations.

He hasn’t won a major since the 2008 U.S. Open. His last win on the PGA tour came in 2013.



Speaking of real men, here's one who actually is the greatest golfer ever...


Jack Nicklaus: Tiger Woods 'needs our help' - USA Today 


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