The last refuge of the Fake Conservatives is...allegory?

Yes, kiddies, the brave and brilliant Fake Conservatives have declared A Cockjerk Orange to be AmeriKKKa's first allegorical president. When he tweets, the words he uses are not the words he means [You and I call this being a dumbass, but our moral and intellectual superiors know best.], but  special knowledge and instructions for the cognoscenti because he is really, really, REALLY deep and everyone is out to get him anyway.

al·le·go·ry

ˈaləˌɡôrē/

noun

noun: allegory; plural noun: allegories

1. a story, poem, or picture that can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one.

   
   

   "Pilgrim's Progress is an allegory of the spiritual journey"

When this fails to sway the AWUG's, they will probably tells us he has switched to similes.

sim·i·le

ˈsiməlē/

noun

noun: simile; plural noun: similes

1. a figure of speech involving the comparison of one thing with another thing of a different kind, used to make a description more emphatic or vivid (e.g., as brave as a lion, crazy like a fox ).

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