This version has the added bonus of a sexy Australian voice-over.
[Note how our hero moves to defend the damsel from the other swashbuckler.]
Wednesday, December 04, 2013
Perhaps the greatest TV commercial ever.
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Biani is leaving Fenomeno Fuzz!
Say it ain't so, Biani !
My favorite babe singer of my favorite Mexican surf band Fenomeno Fuzz is calling it quits.
Here is her announcement from the band's Facebook page:
Familia, amigos;
Como saben, todo en esta vida viene con su fecha de caducidad.
Para mi ha sido un gran placer y honor formar parte de Fenómeno Fuzz, pero mi ciclo dentro de la banda, ha terminado.
Quiero agradecer a toda la gente bonita que hizo posible que pudiera
vivir, sin duda alguna; una de las mejores y mas felices etapas de mi
vida. Personas valiosas e importantes que me han marcado y me apoyaron:
Andy, Jon, Aldo, Tom, Pamf, Juan, Fish, Chicken, Mike,Plumita, Paclo,
Monkey, Osvaldo,Charlie, Armando A., Lezama y Cia., Don Fer, Marco
Mejía, Cuauhtli, etc. (una disculpa enorme si se me pasó alguien, pero
los que me conocen saben que soy de memoria a corto plazo).
Y de manera muy especial a toda esa gente que disfrutó y cantó conmigo.
Me llevo el corazón lleno de momentos únicos, grandes amigos y toda esa
gente que tuve la oportunidad de conocer a lo largo de estos casi 14
años.
Deseo con todo el corazón, todo el éxito y buenaventura a
mis amigos y compañeros de banda. Que su camino esté tapiado de nuevos
logros y momentos chingones.
Los quiero siempre. Adios!
Biani
Buena suerte y que Dios los bendiga, Biani, y gracias.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Careful, kiddies. The jug-eared ghoul is relearning Lenin's lesson: This commie shit won't stick unless you shoot people...and lots of them.
Marx probably knew it, but we'll give him a pass because he just wrote about it. Stalin perfected it. Mao made it seem like a force of nature. Pol Pot took it to its logical conclusion. And somehow, by the grace of God, Gorbachev put it aside and walked away.
Keep your heads down, kiddies.
According To CBS Poll, Obama's Approval Rating Finally Catches Down With Dubya - Zero Hedge
Well that escalated quickly. Just a week ago we noted that President Obama's approval rating trajectory was following an increasingly Dubya-esque route and sure enough, today, a CBS poll shows that a mere 37% "approve" of the job Obama is doing . This is the same poor approval rating as Bush II's second term at this time and perhaps more ironically comes only a month or so after he crowed of the Republicans' collapsing polling results during the debt-ceiling debacle.
- Barack Obama's approval ratings fall to new low - Daily Telegraph
- President Obama’s approval ratings sink to new polling low... - FOX 59 Indianapolis
- Obama's approval ratings nearing where Bush's stood - WJXT Jacksonville
- all 5 news articles…
LYIN'-ASS BITCH!
Hee-hee. Noble like Stalin...
- U-T San Diego
Obama knowingly and serially said something that he knew was not true because he did not wish to take the trouble to explain to the American people that, yes, several million people with individual plans would lose their existing health insurance. - New Hampshire Union Leader
President Obama stands alone on Obamacare. Obama needs to be held accountable for the lies behind Obamacare sell
The Western News
Americans are quite accustomed to the hyperbole and Machiavellian maneuvering employed by politicians to get their way. Over the years, however, we have demonstrated a definite intolerance for being blatantly lied to.Obama Lies - News Images
An act of genius only an anti-semite can appreciate...
Obama's Iran plan: an act of genius or a fool's bargain?
Daily Telegraph
President Obama's much-criticised offer to Iran may in fact be an act of genuine strategic vision, say David Blair and Peter Foster- New York Post
How Americans see President Obama changed in an important way this week. It’s because there is a huge difference between lies and bulls – - t. Obama says a lot... - Fox News
The Republicans cannot afford to stand idly by. Obama caught in more lies
The Mckeesport Daily News
By Tribune-Review I can still see the look of shock on President Obama’s face when he was speaking to Congress about the Affordable Care Act and Rep. ...- Obama's lies will catch up with us - The Examiner
- For Obama, a sudden struggle with personal appeal - Seattle Times
- all 3 news articles…
- Fox News
Last week I was informed by the agent who handles my firm’s health-care insurance that, come 2014, our group plan will be cancelled and replaced with an ObamaCare plan. - Yahoo News via Yahoo! News
In the first week of November in the fifth year of their respective presidencies, Barack Obama and George W. Bush have nearly identical approval numbers. - Deseret News
The Obamacare website doesn't work. Hundreds of thousands of insured Americans are seeing their plans summarily terminated....
Peter wants to know what the flock thinks.
| On October 5-19, 2014, the Holy Father will convene an Extraordinary General Assembly of the Synod of Bishops on the theme: Pastoral Challenges of the Family in the Context of Evangelization. In preparation for the Synod, this Questionnaire, along with a Preparatory Document, has been distributed to the National Bishops Conferences throughout the world. The Conferences, in turn, have distributed this questionnaire to the individual Archdioceses and Dioceses with the request that they collect information from their parishes. The survey has been distributed to the parishes, but in light of the extraordinary interest in the survey, it is now being made available to all Catholics. | ||
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Tuesday, November 19, 2013
If only Batkid could save us...
Batkid becomes superhero for a day - BigPond News
A boy with cancer has become a superhero for a day, as San Francisco transformed itself into Gotham City.
- San Francisco calling on ' Batkid' to fight crime - Associated Press via Yahoo! News
- all 35 news articles…
If only Melissa Bachman used her guns for something good, like committing abortion...
From the International Business Times:
Melissa Bachman Twitter Fury: Death Wishes, Vicious Insults Follow South African Lion Hunt
Angry Twitter users are firing back at Melissa Bachman after a photo of the huntress posing with a recently killed lion went viral.
Bachman, who stars in the hunting show “Deadly Passion” on the specialty network Pursuit Channel, found herself the target of vicious death wishes and obscenity-laced insults on Monday as critics on Twitter, YouTube and other social networks blasted the Minnesotan for her boastful hunting escapades.
The photo in question, posted to her Facebook page on Nov. 1, shows a smiling Bachman posing with a rifle as a lion carcass lies in the dirt beneath her. “An incredible day hunting in South Africa,” the caption reads. “Stalked inside 60-yards on this beautiful male lion...what a hunt!”
The photo, accompanied by similar photos of Bachman posing with slain deer, bears and other wildlife, went relatively unnoticed until last week, when a petition on Change.org launched by Cape Town resident Elan Burman helped bring attention to it. Signed by more than 156,000 people, the petition is calling on the South African government to deny Bachman future entry into the country. The hunt reportedly took place on a legal safari near the town of Musina.
Nevertheless, upon seeing the photo, many incensed Twitter users lost all sense of civility. (Fair warning: the following tweets contain explicit content.)
laksmi @dudatanure Follow
@DjDane73 @MelissaBachman i would be The first one to shoot at her! You are discusting Melissa praying that God Will make u Pay in THis life
Rubens
@robbiecox0
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@MelissaBachman you are going to die a horrible death, I hope a lion rips your fucking head off you sick cunt
Papa Blink
@ArcaMonolith
Follow
@MelissaBachman is a heartless bitch. Hope a pride of lions get their revenge on the cow.
Haydn Gawronsky
@gawronsky
Follow
@MelissaBachman I would pay money to see a lion tear you apart slowly. Would love to see you suffer.
Carlos Alcaraz
@alcaraz_carlos
Follow
@MelissaBachman You are the worst human .. i hope that you kill himself with your own weapons #AbsolutelyLoser @darcyquinnr @carocruzosorio
jon levy - Foto8
@foto8
Bobbie @Bobbie_Barnett Follow
@foto8 @MelissaBachman #fucking bitch needs her head blown off and hung on a wall#
Someone stop this bloodthirsty killer travelling world shooting animals. @MelissaBachman is a wildlife killer pic.twitter.com/lWsPPhXHbe"
Bobbie @Bobbie_Barnett Follow
@foto8 @MelissaBachman #fucking bitch needs her head blown off and hung on a wall#
@MelissaBachman you're a fucking vile human being who serves no purpose on this planet, and to top it off, you're ugly too.
As the backlash ensued, Bachman appeared to temporarily take her Twitter account private, protecting her tweets form public view. But the account has since been made public again. Bachman hasn’t tweeted since the brouhaha began, nor has she responded publicly.
As of Monday afternoon, Bachman’s official Facebook page appeared to have been either deleted or made private. In the meantime, dueling Facebook pages both supporting and condemning the hunter have since popped up in its place. “Stop Melissa Bachman,” created on Thursday, has attracted more than 105,000 likes, while a page called “Show Support for Melissa Bachman and Resist Anti-Hunting Abuse,” created in October 2012, has attracted just over 10,600 likes.
Bachman reportedly shot the lion on South Africa’s Maroi Conservancy. On its Facebook page Saturday, the conservancy said it has been receiving hate mail from around the world in response to Bachman’s high-profile hunt, which it defended vigorously:
“We do ethical hunting and all meat from animals hunted is distributed to the local community. Funds generated from hunting goes towards fixing the border fence that was washed away in the 2013 floods; combating poaching which is excessive in this area due to close proximity to Zimbabwe and running a sustainable conservancy. We have lost 2 eland, 4 giraffes and numerous other animals in the past 2 months that were killed by spears and dogs. We control our game numbers to prevent starvation of animals.”Bachman is no stranger to criticism. In August 2012, the National Geographic Channel dropped her from a planned appearance on the reality show “Ultimate Survivor Alaska” in response to fierce blowback from animal-rights advocates who deemed her a “heartless trophy hunter.”
Have you ever noticed when the Pope [any pope, actually] preaches "Love thy neighbor" some only hear "Buggery and babykilling are ok with Jesus"?
- Zenit News Agency
It hasn’t stopped, and I doubt it ever will, the sometimes deliberate, sometimes ignorant misinterpretation of Pope Francis and his words and opinions, from both within and outside of the Church. - National Catholic Reporter
Priscilla Kuye, a member of the Pontifical Council for the Laity, speaks at a seminar organized by the council's Women's Section and held at the Vatican Oct. 10-12. - CBS News
In an effort to make the Catholic Church more welcoming, Pope Francis and the Vatican have asked bishops to survey their dioceses on subjects ranging from same-sex marriage to contraception. However, clergy caution that the survey should not be seen as a sign Church doctrine on social issues will change. Elaine Quijano reports. - CBS News
Vatican has taken unprecedented step of asking bishops to survey dioceses on hot-button topics - Opposing Views
Conservative Catholics Find Pope Francis's Call To Love Their Neighbor "Really Hard Thing To Do" Politics Religion Change scares people — even mere words suggesting the possibility of change. That may be why many Catholic traditionalists have been alarmed by the words of the recently installed Pope Francis, whose seemingly tolerant statements about gays, the poor and even faith itself have won ... - The Atlantic
The bishop of Rome's close relationship with a modest, septualingual American cardinal is unprecedented. - National Catholic Reporter
Pope Francis' relentless emphasis on the poor and his insistence that the church become a church of the poor "demand," in the words of a U.S. bishop, "a transformation of the existing Catholic political conversation in our nation."
America's first Third-World dictator strikes again!
Kenyan strongman Badcock Hussein Okhrana continues his bloody rampage, abetted by other perverts and criminals as well as the indifferent sheep.
From the New York Post:
Census faked 2012 election jobs report
In the home stretch of the 2012 presidential campaign, from August to September, the unemployment rate fell sharply — raising eyebrows from Wall Street to Washington.
The decline — from 8.1 percent in August to 7.8 percent in September — might not have been all it seemed. The numbers, according to a reliable source, were manipulated.And the Census Bureau, which does the unemployment survey, knew it.
Just two years before the presidential election, the Census Bureau had caught an employee fabricating data that went into the unemployment report, which is one of the most closely watched measures of the economy.
And a knowledgeable source says the deception went beyond that one employee — that it escalated at the time President Obama was seeking reelection in 2012 and continues today.
“He’s not the only one,” said the source, who asked to remain anonymous for now but is willing to talk with the Labor Department and Congress if asked.
The Census employee caught faking the results is Julius Buckmon, according to confidential Census documents obtained by The Post. Buckmon told me in an interview this past weekend that he was told to make up information by higher-ups at Census.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Thank you, Pope Benedict XVI.
We have been blessed with many great popes over the last couple of centuries. They have all had to battle the scourge of this age, modernity. Benedict XVI has done an admirable job and we must now pray to God the Holy Ghost to give us another great leader in our time of trial.
From EWTN:
| 28-Feb-13: | Benedict XVI: To Work For The Good Of The Church And Of Humanity (V) | |
| 28-Feb-13: | Catholic college students honor Pope Benedict's last days (E) | |
| 28-Feb-13: | Cardinals bid Pope farewell with hearts full of thanks (E) | |
| 28-Feb-13: | Vatican Post Office issues stamp for Pope's resignation (E) | |
| 28-Feb-13: | Church bells ring out as Pope travels to Castel Gandolfo (E) | |
| 28-Feb-13: | Pope leaves Vatican for Castel Gandolfo (E) | |
| 28-Feb-13: | Benedict XVI pledges respect, obedience to future Pope (E) | |
| 28-Feb-13: | Benedict XVI's Prayer Intentions For March (V) | |
| 28-Feb-13: | Pope To College Of Cardinals: "I Will Be Near To You" (V) |
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- First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.