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AmeriKKKa continues her inevitable (Yep.) slide into Third World madness.

Behold the fleas with which that mangy orange cur has infested conservatism! SUCKERS! Neo-Nazis battling commies in the streets? Welcome...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Monday, August 27, 2012

I get mail...

...from guys who worry most about my speculation on their digestive health...



I'm actually not "terminally constipated." Rather healthy actually. It's the advantage of not cramming 5 Guys Burgers down my pie hole. 

- "Kurtsy" Frausun on WAIT! THAT'S NO ZOMBIE, THAT'S KURTSEY FRAUSUN!


Seriously, dude, that's amusing. It nearly always amazes me upon what or whom folks fixate. Thanks for the addition to my collection of oddities.

BTW, thanks for mentioning my post, [any publicity. et cetera] 5 Guys Burgers ARE the best., that guy's music is better than anything...well, you know. It would be too perfect if you were a vegan as well. Please don't tell me if you aren't, it might ruin the fun.

I doubt any of you kiddies failed to get it,  but just in case you were wondering, his intestines were being used as an allegory for his mind. Let's all pray he doesn't take this embarrassment out on his old lady.


P.S. - OMG!!!!!! HOW DID HE KNOW I LIKE PIE? GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU CLOWNISH TEXAN CHURL! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!

P.P.S - I forgot a link to the post that started it all:
The forces of anti-christ [In the guise of some dumbass band from Texas nobody's ever heard of] use zombie mania to attack the One, True Church.

P.P.P.S. - I prefer "Kurtsey" now. I'm going to go back in my BLOGGER® brand time machine and change it.

      

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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