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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Holy Crap! The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is 25!

 From Mashable:

Celebrating 25 trashy years of The Garbage Pail Kids

On August 22, 1987, a group of vile and unlucky kids with abnormally large noggins went Hollywood with the release of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. 

Widely regarded as one of the worst films of all-time (sorry, Howard the Duck!), the Kids hold a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. A New York Times critic even described the Razzie-nominated flick as “too repulsive for children or adults of any age.”

Like The Old Gray Whore is wholesome entertainment!

To honor the 25 year anniversary of this cinematic pièce de cráp-stance, we not only dug up the original movie trailer, but also collected 25 classic Garbage Pail Kids cards.

Flip through the gallery for a childhood flashback filled with gross bodily functions, dismemberment and other things that will turn your stomach while putting a smile on your face. 


1. Up Chuck
Image courtesy of GPK World
2. Mona Loser
Image courtesy of efigment
3. Moist Joyce
Image courtesy of jasonprini
4. Jack O. Lantern
Image courtesy of buckygail
5. Barbie Q.
Image courtesy of jasonprini
6. Mixed Up Mitch
Image courtesy of kmlawson
7. Suckin' Sybil
Image courtesy of jasonprini
8. Haley's Vomit
Image courtesy of GPK World
9. Stu Spew
Image courtesy of GPK World
10. Many Lenny
Image courtesy of jasonprini
11. Furry Fran
Image courtesy of GPK World
12. Dryin' Ryan
Image courtesy of jasonprini
13. Nasal Hazel
Image courtesy of jasonprini
14. Chopper Chopped Chris
Image courtesy of lockergnome
15. Midge Fridge
Image courtesy of MetaGrrrl
16. John John
Image courtesy of jasonprini
17. Claire Stare
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18. Muddy Maude
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19. Sticky Ricky
Image courtesy of ribboncontroller
20. Trash-Can Ken
Image courtesy of jasonprini
21. Shaggy Aggie
Image courtesy of liquidnight
22. Dyin' Dinah
Image courtesy of MetaGrrrl
23. Cranky Frankie
Image courtesy of GPK World
24. Heartless Hal
Image courtesy of GPK World
25. Adam Bomb
Image courtesy of Wikipedia


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