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Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Wherein Fyodor exposes GOP presidential hopeful Herman Cain as an alien from outer space.

I hereby accuse alleged human being "Herman Cain" of being a member of a superior race of aliens from some other planet [Lovetron, perhaps?].

"Mr. Cain" has an undergraduate degree in mathematics and a Master's Degree in computer science. He has also been a wildly successful businessman and has amassed a great personal fortune through hard work, perseverance and cleverness.

As all melanin-rich human kiddies are constantly taught by their moral and intellectual superiors, these things are impossible for them and their only hope is sports or the entertainment industry.

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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