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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Wow. What'll they think of next?

From AP via Yahoo! News:

First Family Attends Church Service

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama took his family to worship services on Sunday, walking out of the White House and to a nearby church often frequented by presidents.

Accompanied by his wife Michelle and daughters Sasha and Malia, Obama walked through Lafayette Square to attend the 10:30 morning service at the historic St. John's Church.

Obama wore a dark grey suit, while the first lady and Malia wore shades of purple and Sasha a floral green and white dress.

The hour-long service included readings from the books of Genesis, Romans and Matthew, and the singing of several hymns. The congregation also prayed for family, friends and neighbors, including "for Barack, our president, the leaders of Congress, the Supreme Court and all who are in authority."

The first family participated in holy communion before walking back to the White House.

None of them burst into flame because it wasn't really the Body of Christ. But since it is an Episcopal church, Dumbo The Presiphant [An Asian presiphant, of course. An African presiphant would be racist.] had to deal with indigestion the rest of the day.

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