Hungadunga* to Columbia: "I love my executed gay son."

[That is a Heathers reference, kiddies.]

The delusional-like-a-fox capo [Italian, head, chief, from Latin caput: the head of a branch of a crime syndicate] of The Goat Rapists Republic loses control of his bowels while on stage at what once might have been a great American university.

Mahmoud Ahmadi-Nejad, Iran's president, kicked off his trip to the United Nations and New York on Monday by denouncing protesters against his visit and discounting talk of war with the US.

His arrival was hailed by one US tabloid as "The Evil Has Landed", and he was introduced at a controversial speaking engagement at Columbia University by Lee Bollinger, the university's president, as a "petty and cruel dictator".

But despite the barrage of hostile questions, Mr Ahmadi-Nejad was confident and combative - if not precise.

"In Iran, we don't have homosexuals, like in your country," he said after being asked about the death penalty for homosexual behaviour. "I don't know who's told you that we have it."

Check the mass graves, all ye pink AmericaLasters!

He also said Iran had the "freest people in the world", seeking to contrast his country's standards with the complaints in the US against his own visit.

"I'm surprised that in a place that claims to have freedom of information, they are trying to prevent people from talking," he said at the US's National Press Club before his visit to Columbia. "That's not good."

Hee hee!

*Who? Look here.