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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Insults, Shakespeare syle.

From the Shakespeare's Insults calendar:

Why, this is an arran counterfeit
rascal! I remember him
now-a bawd, a cutpurse.
(The Life of King Henry the Fifth 3.6.60-61)

Gower, a captain, of Pistol, a commoner who has joined Henry's forces.


A pox o' your throat, you
bawling, blasphemous, incharitable
dog!
(The Tempest 1.1.38-39)

Sebastian, Prince of Naples, to the boatswain, who is convinced their ship is going down in a storm and they will all die.

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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