Millionaire Sodomite Sues Catholic Church because priest turned him into a homo????

A wealthy Manhattan socialite is planning a $5 million lawsuit against the Catholic Church, claiming his being molested by a priest at age 7 turned him into a homosexual.

J. David Enright IV, now 51, alleges he was molested as a boy at Camp Tekawitha on Lake Luzerne in upstate New York by by Father Joseph Romano, a seminarian counselor at the camp run by the Diocese of Albany.

"I believe that my life would be very different now," Enright told the New York Post. "I'd probably be married, living in Greenwich, with four children in boarding school. Romano bent my life."

Let me get this straight. Now the homos are agreeing with us that sodomy is an evil thing that will screw up your life? Does this mean they are really closet heteros wishing they could give up the bedhopping for a wife and four kids, but just don't know how? Do they all secretly want to unbend their lives?

Or is this just about the money? Or is this just another attack on The Church by some of its fanatical enemies?