Baby Blues: Insanity for those with kids and/or siblings.

Seriously, ladies, what is it about hockey players? Could it be their lack of teeth?

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Garfield is great, even if you are allergic to cats.

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Dustin SEEMS vanilla...

Even half of Anne Hathaway is pretty hot, especially the left one.

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The truly demented (in the nicest way possible) Scary Gary.

The Long, Hot Zombie Summer never ends...


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Deflocked is growing on me.

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Off The Mark, Heathcliff, The Lockhorns, and F Minus: Crazy, man.

Yeah, Pacific Time is a bitch, but they do get to stay up to see the end of every World Series game.


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I didn't know Love Is...still existed until very recently.

What? You know darn well love is the sweetest madness we've got.





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Bound And Gagged is always worth a look.

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Half Full is new to my rotation.

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Pearls Before Swine, of course.

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If Speed Bump doesn't make you giggle, there is something seriously wrong with you.

It's funny because it's true.











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Dilbert. Nothing more need be said.

BTW, kiddies, this is why traditional jobs are disappearing...













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1 And Done is a sneakily mad comic.

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We also invented abortion, ladies.

Think about it...





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WUMO shows flashes of brilliant madness.

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Who knew Zippy The Pinhead was still a thing?

Jack Kerouac was a real pinhead, daddy-o...

















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Bizarro is consistently weird and wonderful.

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Harry Bliss gets it.

His comic's name is Bliss:









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Pardon My Planet: In praise of honest women.

How hot are these chicks? If women were like this, we would never have to wonder what the heck they are doing...








Hee-hee, Just kidding, girls. We really do love those sweet little lies...




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This means Harvey Weinstein must be a fucking genius.

From The Gut Health Project (Seriously. It's a thing.):


Dr Oz: Sex Makes You Smarter- 

By Michael Roizen, M.D., And Mehmet Oz, M.D.

Are people who have frequent sex smarter?

As the trailer for "Genius," a TV docudrama about the life of Albert Einstein, makes clear, Einstein was many things, but monogamous was not one of them. His marriages and affairs were well-documented by him in his letters to his various wives and mistresses.

So, did all that sex make him smarter? According to researchers at Coventry University and the University of Oxford in the U.K., the answer may be a resounding "yes," especially in his later years. Turns out, say the scientists, the brain-boosting powers of canoodling are particularly potent for older adults.

The researchers had 73 participants ages 50 to 83 answer a series of questions about their sexual health and then take a series of tests that assessed their intelligence. What they found was the more frequent (defined as weekly) sexual activity the person had ("sexual activity" was defined as intercourse, masturbation and petting), the higher they scored on cognitive function tests for verbal fluency and visual-spatial ability. They also had better cardiovascular health.

The theory is that sexual activity enhances dopamine secretion, which is linked to improved working memory and executive function in older adults. We're sure that physical activity and energetic heart-pumping had something to do with having a sharper brain, too.

So whether older people who have frequent sex get smarter or smarter seniors have more frequent sex, it doesn't really matter. (The researchers couldn't say there was a definite cause and effect.) The two seem to be linked, and that's enough to establish relativity.

© 2017 Michael Roizen, M.D. and Mehmet Oz, M.D.
Distributed by King Features Syndicate, Inc.

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