A NEW AMERICAN RECORD! or, NO MATTER WHO YOU VOTE FOR, THE GOVERNMENT GETS IN!

125 million dumbasses! 125 million suckers! 125 million I TOLD YOU SOS! (Yeah, that is an S.O.S as well.) If you voted for either Clump, THIS MEANS YOU!

Prepare to reap the whirlwind, kiddies

The orange clown has begun its reign of terror (a bit earlier than even Your Humble Narrator imagined) just as the Bolsheviks did - by turning on its political allies first (They are naturally the softest targets, after all. Who could imagine Comrade Lenin - oops I mean Clump of course - would not wipe outour common enemies as soon as we handed him power?

Certainly not Sean O'Spammity! Certainly not Rash Dimbulb! Certainly not The Savage Weiner! And most definitely not the oh-so-conveniently "Catholic" Sauron Ingraham!

Or maybe they did...

Guess what happens when you betray your principles, your country, and you God, kiddies.

YOU LOSE EVERYTHING!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Orange Clump isn't going after Hitlery. It literally holds every position on every issue. If that isn't madness, the word has lost all meaning.

Read its own words spoken to The Old Gray Whore unless you value your own sanity and your soul:

Donald Trump's New York Times Interview: Full Transcript

Media|Less Defiant Trump at The Times: 'I Hope We Can All Get Along'

Trump, in Interview, Moderates Views but Defies Conventions

Donald Trump's New York Times Interview in 12 Tweets

And here's one from Washington's other newspaper...

Trump's new interview with the New York Times isn't reassuring

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!