Fyodor's Rules never change and never go out of style.

Fyodor’s Rule # 1(a): The Lord thy God is one God. And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with thy whole heart and with thy whole soul and with thy whole mind and with thy whole strength.

Fyodor’s Rule # 1(b): Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.

Fyodor’s Rule #2: Conservative is as conservative DOES. (If it spends like a fascist, corrupts the family like a fascist, and excuses fascism like a fascist, IT’S A FASCIST!)

Fyodor’s Rule #3: Israel and Judaism are NOT the same thing. (Regardless of what you may have heard.)

Fyodor's Rule #4: Always believe the worst about commies. (It helps prepare you to face the horror.)

Fyodor’s Rule #5: You can always spot a totalitarian because he is the one doing that which he accuses others of doing. Only worse.

Fyodor's Rule #6: Get your kids out of the government indoctrination centers! [Formerly known as public schools]

Fyodor's Rule # 7: There is no such thing as "born as" except for male and female.
(Corollary A: Our destinies are not determined.)

Fyodor’s Rule # 8: All sins are related.

Fyodor's Rule #9: If you are going to fight, then fight until you eliminate your enemy, because the only thing remembered longer than power is weakness.

Fyodor's Rule #10: You do not need a conspiracy if everyone thinks the same way.