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Tuesday, December 06, 2011

THE END IS NIGH!

Kiddies, the Okhranian Luddites were right. Man has reached the terminus of technological advancement and now we must go back to gathering nuts and berries and voting communist.

What could have so crushed my spirit, you ask?


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They did it, kiddies. They have actually created a razor so big it cannot be used to shave between one's nose and one's upper lip. [Go ahead. Ask any member of NOW if you doubt me.]

Of course, this could be the work of the powerful Midwestern mustache interests...

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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