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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Another Dumbass Cinema classic enters the pantheon.

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Starring the always underrated Tyler Labine, Katrina Bowden [Cerie from 30 Rock. Please don't hold that against her. She has to pay the rent somehow.], who gets to show off the cutest tummy this reviewer has seen in quite some time [See the next post for visual confirmation], and Alan Tudyk, whom I consider to be the show stealer here. There's a lot of bloody cartoon violence and some inappropriate language that is really unnecessary, [Seriously. Try making one without it and see what happens.] so it's not for the little kiddies, kiddies. It's not an all-timer, but it's fun and it's dumb.



Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)

From IMDB:

Two lovable West Virginian hillbillies, are headed to their "fixer-upper" vacation cabin to drink some beer, do some fishin', and have a good time. But when they run into a group of preppy college kids who assume from their looks that they must be in-bred, chainsaw wielding killers, Tucker & Dale's vacation takes a bloody & hilarious turn for the worse.

Rated R for bloody horror violence, language and brief nudity

Release Date: (Kazakhstan)

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Box Office

Opening Weekend:

LVL 1,678 (Latvia) (12 December 2010) (1 Screen)

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Gross:

$222,011 (USA) (20 November 2011)

Fyodor's Rating: 3 cannoli [out of 5]

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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