With friends like these, who needs communists?

Oh boy, oh boy!

Network for conservative entertainment launches

Actor Kelsey Grammer is an investor and public face supporting a new network that launched Wednesday with entertainment designed to appeal to political conservatives.

Conservative, huh? How many "wives" has this clown had? An how many of them were strippers?

RightNetwork, whose first series, "Running," follows the fortunes of a couple of Tea Party-backed candidates for public office, is also trying a new model to establish itself. It is initially making programming available through video-on-demand services, the Internet and through mobile phones, bypassing the route of traditional TV networks with a spot on channel lineups.

Ooooooooh! A show about politics! Nothing says "conservative" like politics and politicians, right, kiddies?

And speaking of the so-called Tea Party... Sam Adams and his boys risked execution by committing treason. What do these modern heroes offer us? New Repansycans we haven't heard of. You fools should be ashamed of yourselves for daring to compare yourselves to true patriots who waged war [the real, dirty kind where you risk your hide to kill your enemies] against despots much more benign than those who now oppress us.