Washington's other newspaper offers more on the travails of Our Gal Hit, Senatrix Hitlery Schicklgruber (N-NY), as she struggles to seize total power.
Earlier this year, both the U.S. and Canadian press ran stories about Bill's periodic meetings with a Canadian auto-parts magnate turned politician, Belinda Stronach. Both have characterized themselves as just friends since they met in 2001 at a fundraiser. But tongues wagged nonetheless, because of the baggage.
Auto parts. Behold the genius of King Goober I! He can repair his AstroTurf-lined SodoMobile* for practically nil.
Folks around the Clintons believe -- or want to believe -- that Bill's indiscretions are a thing of the past, that he has faced his demons.
Since the Lewinsky scandal, Bill has received counseling for a sex addiction.
See, Hitlery, it was your best friend's addiction that caused all your problems. You owe all of us members of The Vast You-Know-What an apology...and Goober, too.
*"When I was a younger man and had a life," stated Clinton, "I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had Astroturf in the back. You don't want to know why, but I did."
The full text from this speech can be found right here. (Thanks to Gargaro.com for the exact words and the link.)
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