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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Memo To The Ladies:

When your man is sitting quietly, minding his own business and you inevitably ask "What are you thinking?", he'll usually say "Nothing".

Or, if he is particularly clever, he'll say something like "I was thinking about how much I love you."

But honestly, ladies, chances are excellent he was really thinking of something along the following lines.

The Three Greatest Names In Football History:

3. Kirby DarDar

2. Hiawatha Francisco

1. Sonny Sixkiller

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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