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It seems Pope Francis needs to brush up on his Tertullian!

It has been reported (in The ChristLast Media, I must note) that the current Pope does not like the phrase "lead us not into temptation...

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"Let no freedom be allowed to novelty, because it is not fitting that any addition should be made to antiquity. Let not the clear faith and belief of our forefathers be fouled by any muddy admixture." -- Pope Sixtus III

Monday, May 22, 2006

Fyodor recalls a creepy dream from last night.

I usually don't remember them, kiddies, but this one stuck. Some of the details are a little fuzzy...

I was walking in Tokyo with Jennifer Love Hewitt... (Sure it's a dream, but you never know...) Or maybe we were walking in L.A., surrounded by Japanese tourists...

Anyway, it seems the latest Japanese fad in dreamland is signing other people's underwear. Since I'm still a nobody even in my own dreams, it is not surprising I was asking Japanese strangers to sign my unmentionables, but Miss Love Hewitt was doing the same thing. And that's it.

I know, I know. Even my dreams are boring. Even my half-naked dreams featuring sexy Hollyweird starlets are boring.

That being said, Miss Love Hewitt, if you are even remotely intrigued, have your people call my people.


Memo To The Freudians: Keep it to yourself. Nobody cares what you believe.

Posted by TheChurchMilitant at 11:37 AM

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First of all, the word is SEX, not GENDER. If you are ever tempted to use the word GENDER, don't. The word is SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! For example: "My sex is male." is correct. "My gender is male." means nothing. Look it up. What kind of sick neo-Puritan nonsense is this? Idiot left-fascists, get your blood-soaked paws off the English language. Hence I am choosing "male" under protest.

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