Homosexual and want to defend yourself, your loved ones, and your property? Join the Pink Pistols!

As you know, I'm not a fan of non-euclidean sex, but I'm a big fan of innocent people being able to protect themselves by shooting to death the evil-doers that threaten them.

I doubt our founding fathers could have imagined American homosexuals being slaughtered by non-moderate mohammedans, but it turns out the Second Amendment works just fine in case of jihad. [BTW, the Second Amendment was written to allow us to kill our government and replace it when [not if] it gets out of line.]

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You see, kiddies, we and our homosexual friends have something in common. We don't want to be murdered.

It isn't much, but it is enough with which to start.

Fyodor's Rules will help everyone to be a good little kiddie.

Fyodor’s Rule # 1(a): The Lord thy God is one God. And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with thy whole heart and with thy whole soul and with thy whole mind and with thy whole strength.

Fyodor’s Rule # 1(b): Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.

Fyodor’s Rule #2: Conservative is as conservative DOES. (If it spends like a fascist, corrupts the family like a fascist, and excuses fascism like a fascist, IT’S A FASCIST!)

Fyodor’s Rule #3: Israel and Judaism are NOT the same thing. (Regardless of what you may have heard.)

Fyodor's Rule #4: Always believe the worst about commies. (It helps prepare you to face the horror.)

Fyodor’s Rule #5: You can always spot a totalitarian because he is the one doing that which he accuses others of doing. Only worse.

Fyodor's Rule #6: Get your kids out of the government indoctrination centers! [Formerly known as public schools]

Fyodor's Rule # 7: There is no such thing as "born as" except for male and female.
(Corollary A: Our destinies are not determined.)

Fyodor’s Rule # 8: All sins are related.

Fyodor's Rule #9: If you are going to fight, then fight until you eliminate your enemy, because the only thing remembered longer than power is weakness.

Fyodor's Rule #10: You do not need a conspiracy if everyone thinks the same way.

Thus endeth the lesson, kiddies...

Watch as Fyodor explains EVERYTHING in just two posts!

You see, kiddies, the political spectrum is not a line where you travel "left" to "right" and back again. It is a circle where evil resides on one side and good occupies the other side.

 Where on the circle are you and why?







Please note that the opposite of love is not hate, but power. And now for the second half of the explanation of everything...

Thank goodness! My playoff beard was beginning to itch...

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Rossi: Second silver makes Sid & Geno golden

Penguins' Crosby tabbed as Conn Smythe winner 

Lemieux stays mum on sale, thrilled to see Crosby, Malkin get 2nd Cup

Penguins' Malkin looks forward to a summer like no other 

Fyodor urges his homosexual brothers and sisters to buy guns and lots of ammo.

 From Lancaster Online:

 50 dead, 53 injured in Orlando, Florida nightclub shooting, worst in US history 

 ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A gunman wielding an assault-type rifle and a handgun opened fire inside a crowded gay nightclub early Sunday, killing at least 50 people before dying in a gunfight with SWAT officers, police said. It was the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

Authorities were investigating the attack on the Florida dance hall as an act of terrorism. The gunman's father recalled that his son recently got angry when he saw two men kissing in Miami and said that might be related to the assault.

At least 53 people were hospitalized, most in critical condition, officials said. A surgeon at Orlando Regional Medical Center said the death toll was likely to climb...

When will you realize we are at war with these goat-raping motherfuckers? Next time, [we all know its coming] let's make sure he doesn't get off a second shot.

Fearful Leader, the jug-eared jackass, blamed the guns as usual. Wake up, kiddies. Buy guns and bullets and learn how to use them. The life you take will not be as valuable as your own.

And join the NRA, for crying out loud! 

And while we're at it, let's skip the moments of silence and try a few hours of target practice. 

The bottom line, kiddies? The government can't and won't protect you, even if your guy is in charge.