A riddle: What's a nifong do?

About ten to twenty in federal prison, I'd say.

The News & Observer: Nifong: I'll help Durham heal
District Attorney Mike Nifong, who faces ethics charges for his public statements about the sexual assault case against three former Duke lacrosse players, began his four-year term of office in a closed ceremony....

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"I don't feel that I'm part of the problem. I feel that I have assisted in revealing the problem," Nifong said. "Durham has some healing to do. And I need to be part of that healing process, and I need to have something to do with how we move forward."

Can we tack on another two for being delusional while in office?

The Old Gray Whore: 2 Accused Players Can Return to Duke
The invitation came less than two weeks after Michael B. Nifong, the Durham district attorney, dismissed rape charges in the case.

San Antonio Express News: Cary Clack: Prosecutor looks guilty in 'case' at Duke
Early Tuesday morning, Mike Nifong was sworn in for a four-year term as district attorney of Durham, N.C. If he's going to salvage any of his fading credibility, Nifong should, this week, drop the remaining charges against three Duke University lacrosse players.