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Sydney Morning Herald: First penis transplant comes unstuck
A Chinese man who had the world's first penis transplant had the organ removed two weeks later because he and his wife had a 'severe psychological problem' with his new penis.

The Age: Penis transplant a 'psychological failure'
Chinese surgeons have performed the world's first penis transplant on a man whose organ was damaged in an accident this year. The incident left the man with a one-centimetre-long stump with which he was unable to urinate or have sexual intercourse.

WRBC-TV: First Ever Penis Transplant Is A Flop
Scientists have successfully performed the world's first penis transplant - but it has been a flop with the recipient and his wife. Chinese surgeons spent 15 hours attaching the 10cm penis onto the body of a men who had lost his in an accident.