WARNING! WARNING! CHRISTIAN ALLEGORY AHEAD! MAY FOSTER BELIEF IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOURSELF! WARNING!

Disney's (boo! hisssssss!) version of C.S. Lewis' The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe opens today.

Do everyone a favor by avoiding the movie and buying your children the books. You'll deny those Disney weasels some cash and the kids will love you even more.