Bill Clinton Heats Up UN Climate Conference
(CNSNews.com) - Former President Bill Clinton is expected to address the U.N. Climate Change Conference on Friday, the final day, after the Sierra Club reportedly raised the money to pay for Clinton's trip. Full Story
Warm Homes Causing Arctic Ice Melt, Eskimo Charges
(CNSNews.com) - An Arctic Inuit representative said the lower 48 states have a mild climate, and therefore Americans should have no problem turning down their thermostats this winter to stop Arctic ice from melting. Full Story
Americans Told to Bypass Govt. in 'Global Warming' Fight (CNSNews.com) - As many industrialized nations continue struggling to comply with the greenhouse-gas-limiting Kyoto Protocol, American citizens are being told to bypass the Bush administration and support a grassroots "ratification" of the treaty. Full Story
The punch line is: Bill Clinton goes home with the fat chick with low self esteem because eskimos and global warming are fictional characters. And because he can.
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