Thursday, July 14, 2005

Fyodor giveth, and Fyodor taketh away.

After having solved the third world debt problem and the USA's constitutional crisis (without the lynching of any Supreme Court Justices) in surprisingly short order, I would like propose a solution to the problem of America's best friend in Denmark, Mr. Aage Bjerre.

Let us combine
FREE AAGE BJERRE! with TAKE SOUTER'S HOUSE!

We take Justice Souter's house through (irony of ironies) eminent domain, turn it into the first of many Liberty Hotels and give the food concession to Mr. Aage!

Everybody wins!

Especially Freedom.


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