And speaking of Dumbass Cinema, please stop telling us we MUST watch the faux-medieval porn you love so much.

Once upon a time. kiddies, it was possible for decent people to avoid tv shows they wanted to avoid and not piss off those that liked said show. This is no longer the case. Now every piece of crap I don't want to watch lives online FOREVER and the enthusiasts who love each particular piece of crap insist I only need to watch one hour and I will be hooked.

If you see yourself in this scenario, please stop and just think how lucky you are to be among the cognoscenti and not a Philistine like me.

"Game of Thrones" in nothing more than faux-medieval porn. Yes, it is expensive faux-medieval porn. Yes, it is lavishly produced and filmed faux-medieval porn. If you are into the tits and ass and dragons and gore and blood and rutting, you are welcome to it. (Make no mistake, kiddies. Violence and blood and gore and beheadings and impalements are pornography also. I'm guessing the number of folks who get their rocks off on this stuff is growing exponentially.)

The bottom line? I don't want to watch a show that makes me feel like I need to wear a cape to get it.

TheChurchMilitant: Sometimes anti-social, but always anti-fascist since 2005.