Clump is what we deserve, and Clump we shall get.

Are you wondering where your country went, kiddies? I've spent years telling you it was dissolving into nothingness, but you wouldn't listen. The two party "system" has collapsed upon itself due to the decadence and rot in our souls and produced Clump The Magic Fascist, a being so loathsome one dares not gaze upon it.

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHICH FLAVOR OF CLUMP, ORANGE OR DISTAFF, ACTUALLY WINS. We are doomed either way.

I hope to be dead before the concentration camps are built ["re-education centers" sounds nicer, doesn't it?] and the mass executions begin. Unfortunately, our ancestors built the greatest healthcare system the world will ever see, and I'm afraid I will survive on its fumes only to catch a .22 in the back of the head because of some imaginary "crime against the people". Yippee.

Always remember kiddies, Soylent Green Is People, and Clump is just the latest voracious chef and diner.