Trump? No, because he's an asshole.

VOTE CRUZ!

Seriously, kiddies, the man is an asshole. Of course most politicians are assholes, but The Don'tnald is actually proud of the fact and constantly brags about it. If you think that is honest and refreshing, you are a dumbass. He's just another asshole who wants to make little people like you and me dance whenever he says dance. That's the everyday definition of fascism, kids.

Plus he's actually afraid of a girl from Fox News. What a pansy! (I know this is a complete waste of time because she's happily married, but I feel I must type it: Megyn Kelly can attack me any time she wants.)

But as Hitlery Rodham Schicklegruber says "What difference at this point does it make?"

We Americans seem hell-bent on mass suicide, so let's get to it. (Is that really better than mass murder? Stay tuned to find out.) Eight years of Trump or Schicklegruber or Generalissimo Sanders (assholes all) will just be eight more years of Badcock Insane Onanma-style fascist death-worship.

It's all fun and games until they start building the concentration camps. (Fellatio D. Rascalvelt, call your office.)

BTW, I know I'm gonna catch hell for the new label (see below) but I have a queasy feeling I'm going to need it for at least eight years. If I'm proved wrong, I will happily remove it.

VOTE CRUZ!