Yeah, I know...but look at her! Michelle Wie is my guiltiest pleasure.

From the pages of The King Abdullah Gazette:

Oh my goodness, just look at that pout.

Yes,

She's petulant and potty-mouthed.

She isn't as good a golfer as we were led to believe.

She's spoiled.

She's...

She's...

She's a blonde now!

And don't get me started on those knee socks, an innovation that may have saved women's golf.