What you SHOULD say if asked about rape.

Media Stooge:

What do think about rape?

Smart Candidate: 

Rape is a monstrous crime that must be punished to the fullest extent of the law. I don't see how murdering any innocent child thus conceived is a good thing, though. You shouldn't do something that is wrong even in response to another wrong.

I also want to encourage women to buy guns and learn how to use them. If someone tries to rape you, you can then shoot him dead.