From The Death Of The West Department:

Are you feeling sorry for your dog because he's feeling like he's less than a man?

Neuticles.com

"Testicular prosthetic implants for neutered pets."
[Thanks to Scott Linn of The Steve Czaban Show for the head's up.]

Here's more from the site:

Fill your cart with the latest in NeuticleWare including Neuticle T-Shirts, Ballcaps, Necklaces and Keyrings. Each crafted from an actual Neuticle or bearing the unique Neuticles name- with even more items coming soon! 


I find the earrings particularly disturbing...

The First Hair Straightener has a pair like these, but they aren't made of polypropylene [hee-hee]...