You have two choices: Either Benito's a low-grade moron...

...or, he's a Leninist-Leninist dictator wannabe without the stones to start shooting people.

Personally, I think he's both. And he's got the goofiest pair of ears in creation.


From ABC via Yahoo! News:

O: "ALL IS WELL", CALLS FOR SHEEP TO REMAIN CALM

Above: Benito Hussein Insaner dons military garb to show how tough he is and reassure his victims...er, fellow countrymen.